Job Roles that need filling in Elite.

[fennster]

1. Scrap collector in stations- Pilots in a Sidewinder to tow away debris in stations after lethal punishment.
2. Speech writer- Finishing all the vows in the galaxy's wedding barges.
3. DIY/Handyman- Many of the top 1% liners out there have malfunctioning gymnasiums.
4. Spawn resetters- Cleaning up the last set of skimmers and replacing with a new set to harvest.
5. Space park ride engineer- That big mechanical 'Thargoid' out there must undergo a routine inspection after every 1000 rides to ensure nothing out of the ordinary ever happens.
6. NPC Photographer- Capturing all the best sides of mission givers and co-pilots, often accompanied by 'Babs' the hairstylist.
7. Windscreen cleaner- Vacancy Open- Apply within.
8. Erm....

 

[Theodrid]

7. Windscreen cleaner- Vacancy Open- Apply within.

Assuming that one would be Windscreen Smudge's nemesis!

 

[CMDR Cosmic Spacehead]

8. Pirate Training Instructor. Too many pirates without cargo holds, demanding cargo, from ships with no cargo.
9. Bounty Hunter Training Instructor. Too many bounty hunters attacking clean CMDRs with bounties in other systems.
10..…?

 

[Bakerloo]

Terraformer. Can we dare to hope?

Annd the thread went totally over my head, lol

 

[GreyAreaUK]

FDev need to team up with Dominos, so I can order a pizza from Starport Services and it'll be delivered.


I'm mostly joking.

 

[Taranis Dekker]

Toast-rack ship-extractor... for those (NPCs) that get stuck whilst docking/undocking

 

[fennster]

10. Hutton Mug Smith- Frequent turnover of workers due to short life expectancy from handling the highly radioactive FSD metals.

 

[stridecolossus]

11. Interstellar coffee bar to cater for that NPC that's always moaning he can't find a double-mocha espresso whatchmacallit.
12. There's also a opportunity available for a ship engineer in the System Authorities to sort out that damned rattling.
13. SRV track remover.

 

[Jenner]

Janitor, of course!