Launching the game is an exploit. FD please fix.

[Surprised Brony]

Any player who is better than me, or has more credits than I do, or has better ships, or has more ships (phew, think that covers it) needs to be immediately nerfed and all relocated to a barren station with no shipyard or outfitting in a stock Sidewinder with the nearest station 50 LYs away.

Yep that should cover about 99.9999999999999% of the player base

And nerf economic jumps. You're welcome. I just killed myself with that one.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Kindly unplug your NES controller, as it disadvantages those of us who use an Atari CX40.

Should I try putting a wooden spoon in the USB port?

 

[Van R Flyheight]

Should I try putting a wooden spoon in the USB port?

I use my mind so beat that

 

[zombieapocalypse]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

Typically FD response, these guys aren't even trying any more

 

[CMDR Cosmic Spacehead]

Kindly unplug your NES controller, as it disadvantages those of us who use an Atari CX40.

ED should only work with this

 

[Deleted member 110222]

I use my mind so beat that

My missing pinkie toe.

 

[HecklerThrob]

Nerf the world...

+1 OP

 

[Surprised Brony]

My missing pinkie toe.

That's OP!

 

[Van R Flyheight]

ED should only work with this
http://nowgamercom.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/285617.jpg

No this is OP. Hyper drive, fire lasers and use chaff all on one button. C'mon FDev this needs fixing

 

[stormyuk]

Can we nerf household chores too please.

 

[Surprised Brony]

Let's nerf gastrointestinal discomfort while we're at it.

 

[Valorin]

If I had the words to adequately explain how amazing this reply is...

Edit: Dang it this whole thread is gold.

I absolutely agree.

 

[Speedcuffs]

I use my mind so beat that

Mind nerf inbound!

 

[Achilles7]

I'm sure this low-level, clunky satire was hilarious in your head! :|

 

[verminstar]

This forum needs an enima ^

Liquid soap and inch wide rubber hose at the ready...no lube we going in dry ^

 

[Valorin]

ED should only work with this
http://nowgamercom.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/285617.jpg

What about these:

And yes, it's the real deal, actual relics directly from my basement and thoroughly misused in the good old Amiga time...

 

[Surprised Brony]

I'm sure this low-level, clunky satire was hilarious in your head! :|

As you can see FD, negativity is reproducible. I demand a nerf.

 

[Van R Flyheight]

I'm sure this low-level, clunky satire was hilarious in your head! :|

Its hilarious as I absorb it too. This is my favourite thread.

 

[CMDR Pugwash]

Unfortunately, we cannot nerf real-life.

I wish you could.

 

[through the hole backwards]

I'm sure this low-level, clunky satire was hilarious in your head! :|

This is exactly why things get nerfed.