So - Qwent.
Don't laugh, I know you've been there.
And it's not like we even like him. Power Distributors? Really? We're all slicing each other's throats to get a little more distribution action? Yeah, nah - we want the G5 Thrusters baybee and Qwent is the gatekeeper to Palin. And a post on the home forum said "yeah Palin from scratch is 3 or 4 days"
So Sirius rank.
*sigh* fine I've got permits before.
G R I N D
(stop for a month to [REDACTED - OP: SEC])
G R I N D
Yay I'm in. Check the system
Civil War: "Hey Sirius.Gov - Sirius Corporation is about to lose it's last asset in Sirius to a Civil War with the Feds!"
"Not interested. Talk to Sirius.Inc - We hate [The Mad Bomber]"
"Uh Sirius.Inc - you know about the Civil War?"
"No, but thanks for the tip off. We hate [The Mad Bomber] too."
(sounds off stage of Sali Vader and co smashing Fed NPCs - I chucked a half mil and a rebuy in the CZ poorbox too)
Good oh - that's my good deed for the day done, now Modular Terminals.
R E F R E S H that mission board.
nope.
Read a post by Gluttony Fang "Find a couple of hi tech systems in boom"
GalMap looky look.
Two nearby one jump apart both with lots of Fed factions.
Refresh! Refresh! R E F R E S H those mission boards.
Yay 4 MTs!
Refresh! Refresh! R E F R E S H those mission boards.
"Hi dad, wotcha doing?"
"Looking for a particular type of mission"
"You've been here ages, I want to watch a movie. - Is that it? [points to Fed navy recruit mission]"
"No that's joining the Fed navy"
"Don't you need that to go to Earth?"
"Uh, yeah, but"
"YOU SAID!"
*sigh* "fine" [joins bloody Fed navy]
Refresh! Refresh! R E F R E S H those mission boards.
(Days go by)
So now I've given 12 Modular Terminals to Qwent. Halfway (almost).
But the mission boards aren't being kind and I'm grinding a little Fed rep and rank in the hopes that it will all open up together at once.
But it doesn't.
So I take another rank mission for the Fed navy (Yay Cadet! woo hoo!) and it's to drop a data cache a couple of jumps over. And I get into the system.
Hollow Square.
Uh oh.
:O
90 degree turn normal to the planetary plane. Select hollow square and rotate so that destination is on the pitch up axis. Watch the hollow square. He turns slowly to me, it's a Fer De Lance and my hands are greasy with sweat. But he doesn't try to get behind me yet.
So I throttle to low blue and turn to scan him back: CMDR (Public Enemy reference) [CNTRL]
Now at this point a lot of things are going through my mind.
I've been working on my bank balance, but Python rebuys are EXPENSIVE.
And I recognise that group tag.
[CNTRL] is short for C.O.N.T.R.A.I.L.
The acronym is daft, but the name is kinda cool. Tough guys.
I'm on super high alert now. You don't name your CMDR with a group tag, unless you're committed. Which usually means senior.
Which means big ships. Unless you are into PvP, in which case it means highly engineered ships.
And what do I know about CONTRAIL?
How much are they bad guys? I can't remember, I can't remember, I need more time.
So I say: "G'day"
And I get an "o7" and a polite but short question about "What are you doing here?"
Now at this point I remember reading on facebook (I'm Dan Decay there) about some bloke hiding out in Sirius pirating CMDRs on their way down to see Qwent and getting his MTs that way. Which I guess is your classic "Emergent Content".
So I need a plausible but kinda lame reason to be here.
"Uh - I'm grinding Fed rank"
There's a pause and I take the opportunity to line up on my destination and throttle up.
Then he asks if I "could go do that somewhere else. We're trying to expand out of here."
"Uh well, it's just a destination mission, I'm trying to rep up closer over to Sirius"
Dammit - why did I say Sirius?
And then he lays the bait:
"Do you need Modular Terminals?"
And I ask myself: "Do I need Modular Terminals?"
Now I ask you:
Do you need these Modular Terminals?
What do you say?
Don't laugh, I know you've been there.
And it's not like we even like him. Power Distributors? Really? We're all slicing each other's throats to get a little more distribution action? Yeah, nah - we want the G5 Thrusters baybee and Qwent is the gatekeeper to Palin. And a post on the home forum said "yeah Palin from scratch is 3 or 4 days"
So Sirius rank.
*sigh* fine I've got permits before.
G R I N D
(stop for a month to [REDACTED - OP: SEC])
G R I N D
Yay I'm in. Check the system
Civil War: "Hey Sirius.Gov - Sirius Corporation is about to lose it's last asset in Sirius to a Civil War with the Feds!"
"Not interested. Talk to Sirius.Inc - We hate [The Mad Bomber]"
"Uh Sirius.Inc - you know about the Civil War?"
"No, but thanks for the tip off. We hate [The Mad Bomber] too."
(sounds off stage of Sali Vader and co smashing Fed NPCs - I chucked a half mil and a rebuy in the CZ poorbox too)
Good oh - that's my good deed for the day done, now Modular Terminals.
R E F R E S H that mission board.
nope.
Read a post by Gluttony Fang "Find a couple of hi tech systems in boom"
GalMap looky look.
Two nearby one jump apart both with lots of Fed factions.
Refresh! Refresh! R E F R E S H those mission boards.
Yay 4 MTs!
Refresh! Refresh! R E F R E S H those mission boards.
"Hi dad, wotcha doing?"
"Looking for a particular type of mission"
"You've been here ages, I want to watch a movie. - Is that it? [points to Fed navy recruit mission]"
"No that's joining the Fed navy"
"Don't you need that to go to Earth?"
"Uh, yeah, but"
"YOU SAID!"
*sigh* "fine" [joins bloody Fed navy]
Refresh! Refresh! R E F R E S H those mission boards.
(Days go by)
So now I've given 12 Modular Terminals to Qwent. Halfway (almost).
But the mission boards aren't being kind and I'm grinding a little Fed rep and rank in the hopes that it will all open up together at once.
But it doesn't.
So I take another rank mission for the Fed navy (Yay Cadet! woo hoo!) and it's to drop a data cache a couple of jumps over. And I get into the system.
Hollow Square.
Uh oh.
:O
90 degree turn normal to the planetary plane. Select hollow square and rotate so that destination is on the pitch up axis. Watch the hollow square. He turns slowly to me, it's a Fer De Lance and my hands are greasy with sweat. But he doesn't try to get behind me yet.
So I throttle to low blue and turn to scan him back: CMDR (Public Enemy reference) [CNTRL]
Now at this point a lot of things are going through my mind.
I've been working on my bank balance, but Python rebuys are EXPENSIVE.
And I recognise that group tag.
[CNTRL] is short for C.O.N.T.R.A.I.L.
The acronym is daft, but the name is kinda cool. Tough guys.
I'm on super high alert now. You don't name your CMDR with a group tag, unless you're committed. Which usually means senior.
Which means big ships. Unless you are into PvP, in which case it means highly engineered ships.
And what do I know about CONTRAIL?
How much are they bad guys? I can't remember, I can't remember, I need more time.
So I say: "G'day"
And I get an "o7" and a polite but short question about "What are you doing here?"
Now at this point I remember reading on facebook (I'm Dan Decay there) about some bloke hiding out in Sirius pirating CMDRs on their way down to see Qwent and getting his MTs that way. Which I guess is your classic "Emergent Content".
So I need a plausible but kinda lame reason to be here.
"Uh - I'm grinding Fed rank"
There's a pause and I take the opportunity to line up on my destination and throttle up.
Then he asks if I "could go do that somewhere else. We're trying to expand out of here."
"Uh well, it's just a destination mission, I'm trying to rep up closer over to Sirius"
Dammit - why did I say Sirius?
And then he lays the bait:
"Do you need Modular Terminals?"
And I ask myself: "Do I need Modular Terminals?"
Now I ask you:
Do you need these Modular Terminals?
What do you say?
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