Excuse me LucyFer? Where have you been all my life?
I cannot even get ADSL1 where I live - the only ISP who would even agree to do it were Telstra, but the engineer advised against it on the basis that it would be SLOWER than dial-up.
As a result, four of us are sharing 25Gb per month on wireless broadband: and paying a stupefying amount of money for it.
Needless to say, the signal is rubbish - even with a 4G antenna on the roof I'm lucky to get two bars on the modem. And sometimes it drops out for days at a time.
But maybe your skills with google mean you can sort it out for me?
Or perhaps my sister in lovely Oz can?
My whole conversations with her these days are done via MMO's.
Who you with AANET? Dodo? Telstra?
If you're on STO I'll hook you up!