Ones prefers a gun in one's face when being robbed!

[thelion]

Not getting any (free) Arx because the Xbox servers are terrible, what what. Yes. Yes. I know that it is a shock for many, many, many of you to finally realise that I am not yet one of the Master Race (one of us, one of us, one of us).

Well, let me tell you a story.....


It all began on that dark and fateful night back in..........

Blah, Bally blah.

If any of you want a continuation, I am afraid it will be based upon how many thumbs up I get and how good you are, remember that I am always watching, always watching!

One can weave a truly terrible tale, what what!

With enough support, one might also waeve a few Cmdrs names into the bloody tale?

Toodly pipsky

 

[Bottom Hat]

Totally up for a classic tale of intrigue, mischief, and perhaps a wench or two my fellow.

Perhaps you could even pen a very gay tale of airborne hijinks?

I await with baited breath, even though that is a rather horrific phrase - why would anyone wait around with their breath smelling like earthworms?

Anyway, I have crossed several characters in this reply...!

Crack on my good fellow.
The Hat

 

[thelion]

My dear Cmdr,

I will give this thread unto the very break of dawn of the year of our lord (all hail the Braben) tomorrow.

When one will endeavour to place upon parchment thy holy words and pass knowledge unto the wretched sinner sinners.

Here endeth the lesson.

Please place your HOTAS together and give thanks......

 

[Bottom Hat]

I simply cannot wait old chap, eager as one is for reading your eloquent tale!

Praise be to the braben, and oft to the skies I fly!

Fantastic.

 

[thelion]

One will post the entire story in the off topic forum, what what

 

[Bottom Hat]

One will post the entire story in the off topic forum, what what

My anticipation can hardly be contained chum!

 

[Spaceman Si]

I have port, stilton, and some fine cuban cigars at the ready, prepared for hearing a dashing tale!

 

[thelion]

Dear Cmdrs,

This will be a good un as parlance goes, what what.

I am putting quill to parchment and will be presenting the finished tale in the next few days.

Tatty bye old beans

 

[Spaceman Si]

Splendid.

A ripping yarn is just what is required in straitened times!

 

[Midian Cabal]

Not getting any (free) Arx because the Xbox servers are terrible, what what. Yes. Yes. I know that it is a shock for many, many, many of you to finally realise that I am not yet one of the Master Race (one of us, one of us, one of us).

That's ok, we love you anyways.

Old chap and whatnot

TTFN

 

[Bottom Hat]

A few days?! Ye gods sir, I may have a small trouser accident in such a time, purely from excited anticipation, you know!

 

[thelion]

A few days?! Ye gods sir, I may have a small trouser accident in such a time, purely from excited anticipation, you know!

Dear Cmdr,

The creative juices need to flow and I am still working out how to write you in wearing assless leather chaps?

Please be patient.

Tatty bye

 

[Bottom Hat]

Dear Cmdr,

The creative juices need to flow and I am still working out how to write you in wearing assless leather chaps?

Please be patient.

Tatty bye

Hahaha! I will gladly wait dear old thing

 

[Faded Glory]

Been at the sherry again have we old chap?