Only unhappy people complain

[WR3ND]

Speaking of alcohol, imagine if they had bartenders in the game.

 

[Erei]

Speaking of alcohol, imagine if they had bartenders in the game.

Oh yeah, I'd like a cocktail icon next to their name, to clearly indicate they sell drinks. And we could have Jaques, the most famous bartender in the game ! That's be cool !

 

[Jankules]

Source: https://youtu.be/C7dPqrmDWxs

 

[myothershipisacobraiv]

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpOQoLZQUPc

 

[Amanojaku]

I can't handle alcohol, and get tipsy with a glass of wine. When I'm drunk, I can't stop laughing and tell the worst possible joke. They are so bad, they are at the boundary between "random sentence" and "joke". Eventually I stopped drinking because it was very embarrassing.
I wonder what that mean about me.

Anyway, if I had to be judged in a pub, even if I'm proven innocent, they'll still send me to jail for the "jokes".

Did you know that on average a deer can jump highter than a house?

It's due to the fact that deer have very strong hind legs.

And also due to the fact that houses can't jump.


That's a good one to tell next time you're drinking with friends.

 

[Gorrister]

Thank you Frontier for all the unhappy people. Where do they come from ?

All unhappy people... where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all unhappy people...

Everybody!

 

[Sir.Tj]

I was waiting for the Eleanor Rigby post.

Probably best to close this and get back to darning my socks...