Welcome Thargonians!
I know your time back near our bubble has not been all you hoped it would be, what with us stealing bits of your fuel pumps from various worlds... And of course the shooting... Oh and the ramming, can't forget that can we... but not all of us are the same. You may remember me as one of the millions of CMDR's named Jamerson who back in the day kicked your insectoid butts but lets not dwell on the past... After all you were the ones who shot first back in '84.
Let us move forward in the spirit of togetherness and harmony to forge a new galactic civilisation. An equal partnership if you will. Where trade can flow freely, peace can be bought to the stars as we explorer the galaxy hand in hand. All of this can be possible I know, if we just put our differences behind us and move forwards.
As a sign of our willingness to integrate with your culture we would of course give you direct access to some of the most powerful positions within our 'Bubble'. It could even be arranged for you to take over as the moderators on the Frontier Forums, you could eat the current ones if you wish or just tear of their heads. Both options are fine with the human race if it keeps you happy!
Enough of me rambling, I'm sure you would like to hear from some of the other Humans so I'll attach some of their additions to this open letter providing I don't get to drunk at my 50th tonight, thanks for the card by the way, I didn't know Thargoids celebrated birthdays. Anyway, we should keep in touch, do you skype?
All the best
Bran Tse Mallory
I know your time back near our bubble has not been all you hoped it would be, what with us stealing bits of your fuel pumps from various worlds... And of course the shooting... Oh and the ramming, can't forget that can we... but not all of us are the same. You may remember me as one of the millions of CMDR's named Jamerson who back in the day kicked your insectoid butts but lets not dwell on the past... After all you were the ones who shot first back in '84.
Let us move forward in the spirit of togetherness and harmony to forge a new galactic civilisation. An equal partnership if you will. Where trade can flow freely, peace can be bought to the stars as we explorer the galaxy hand in hand. All of this can be possible I know, if we just put our differences behind us and move forwards.
As a sign of our willingness to integrate with your culture we would of course give you direct access to some of the most powerful positions within our 'Bubble'. It could even be arranged for you to take over as the moderators on the Frontier Forums, you could eat the current ones if you wish or just tear of their heads. Both options are fine with the human race if it keeps you happy!
Enough of me rambling, I'm sure you would like to hear from some of the other Humans so I'll attach some of their additions to this open letter providing I don't get to drunk at my 50th tonight, thanks for the card by the way, I didn't know Thargoids celebrated birthdays. Anyway, we should keep in touch, do you skype?
All the best
Bran Tse Mallory
