Chapter 1:
Using materials 'liberated' from the very people who had backed the initial campaign for the casket bearing the remains of those responsible for the 2016 campaign to elect a long dead candidate in an obscure election to become emperor of the galaxy,before,it was hoped,being advanced to the prestigious title
of Lord High Muckymuck Of All Known Galaxies {LHMOAKG],on a far away backwater of a dustball on the fringes of A RATHER PRETTY IF SOMEWHAT INCONSEQUENTIAL SPIRAL GALAXY lost amongst the splendours of the deep and vasty darkness which enveloped it, the Trump 2016 MAGBA 776 HZ-K 32 finally slipped into it's mooring after it's long journey through the heavens,several centuries late and with the dessicated reputation, hopes and dreams of it's tow haired orange hero firmly in tatters..
The honour guard, or at least those not smart enough to have jumped ship at the earliest opportunity, had long since shrivelled into dust, although their curious plaid uniforms still survived, together with it's cargo of garish red promotional hats , super-expensive biro's (none of which worked due to the longevity of the voyage and the laws of physics ) but which nonetheless retained a certain friable charm; bronzed and swarowski crystal spattered covfefe stands, copies of the collected poetical works rescued from the remainders bin, long since out of copyright,.discount stickers still attatched and rubber stamped with the authors initials.
Using materials 'liberated' from the very people who had backed the initial campaign for the casket bearing the remains of those responsible for the 2016 campaign to elect a long dead candidate in an obscure election to become emperor of the galaxy,before,it was hoped,being advanced to the prestigious title
of Lord High Muckymuck Of All Known Galaxies {LHMOAKG],on a far away backwater of a dustball on the fringes of A RATHER PRETTY IF SOMEWHAT INCONSEQUENTIAL SPIRAL GALAXY lost amongst the splendours of the deep and vasty darkness which enveloped it, the Trump 2016 MAGBA 776 HZ-K 32 finally slipped into it's mooring after it's long journey through the heavens,several centuries late and with the dessicated reputation, hopes and dreams of it's tow haired orange hero firmly in tatters..
The honour guard, or at least those not smart enough to have jumped ship at the earliest opportunity, had long since shrivelled into dust, although their curious plaid uniforms still survived, together with it's cargo of garish red promotional hats , super-expensive biro's (none of which worked due to the longevity of the voyage and the laws of physics ) but which nonetheless retained a certain friable charm; bronzed and swarowski crystal spattered covfefe stands, copies of the collected poetical works rescued from the remainders bin, long since out of copyright,.discount stickers still attatched and rubber stamped with the authors initials.
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