General / Off-Topic PLEASE FINISH THIS JOKE

[thelion]

The bartender points to the Cmdr and the Dev and says to the Thargoid, 'whats eating them?'

The Thargoid says 'pretty soon, me!'

 

[Alec Turner]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

And the barderator says "we don't serve your kind in here, this is dangerous discussion".

 

[Alec Turner]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

Dammit says the Thargoid, the Guardian's a no show again, looks like tonight's game of Bridge is off fella's!

 

[Alec Turner]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

And the dev says, sorry everyone, this is off-camera narrative so there will be no further reporting on this story at this time.

 

[Arioch]

A CMDR, a Dev, and a Thargoid walk into a bar...

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...at which point they all shout, “The Aristocrats!”

The barman wipes the vomit from his mouth and says, “wrong joke fellas, the talent agency is next door”.

 

[Fawkner]

Hopefully a mod/god might let us know why this was moved into the off topic part of the forum when the joke is about ED?

 

[Zieman]

Hopefully a mod/god might let us know why this was moved into the off topic part of the forum when the joke is about ED?

This is by far the weirdest ending so far.
Not funniest though.

Ahem,
"A CMDR, a Dev, and a Thargoid walk into a bar... 'Ouch, who set that bar so low?', they all scream in unison"

 

[Arry]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

..........unfortunately, not being friends, none were in the same instance.
The Cmdr orders the biggest drink and then complains, for the rest of the night, about the cost.
The Thargoid, begins to analyses the place and it instantly shuts down.
The Dev gets out a note book and writes down a number of ways, to ruin it, for everyone.

 

[thelion]

The Cmdr and Goid sit together and eyeball the Dev all night long......

 

[Wimmer]

... the commander paid no attention to Thargoid all night, and Dev had no idea why.

 

[Patrick_68000]

All three were looking for Tj because of this unbearable situation.

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[Robin of Spiritwood]

.... and thus began the Leestian Evil Juice Challenge!

 

[Han_Zen]

They all order a drink.
As soon as they they take the firs sip, all three of them catches fire and run around screaming.
- Dam, Jaques thinks to him self, I should only serve Mudlarks and Guardians here, they're already extinct.

 

[Phongsalt]

A Cmndr, a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.
The Cmndr makes a break for cubicle 3.The thargoid says 'i'm hungry.' and follows,leaving the dev to order.
When they return, the barman gives them an odd look.As they turn to find a table,the barman says'Hey,your nuts.'
Relspi giggles.