Praise the conda

Priest of the conda

Priest of the conda
Have any off you heard off the rave conda?

have any off you been rescused or guided by the conda?

The Rave Conda is someone who shows up at your darkest time off need, For example you are stuck with no fuel, the fuel conda will come and help you in your time off need. Your stuck in the void and cant see anything but darkness, the Rave Conda will come guide you through the darkness. There is a Cult of the conda in the galaxy going around praising the condas who support everyone around the galaxy. The conda is not just one single entity they are meny, from cmdr's who fly along side there conda to the unknown conda's in the galaxy, we dont know how many conda's fly out there or who fly's the rave conda, but all we do know is the conda will guide us all in our times of need.

May the conda guide you

The priest's will post updates on what has happend during there times in the galaxy and what conda's have helped them and what conda's they have seen.

all priests and followers post your conda sightings bellow.
 

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AtomEddy

AtomEddy
The ship looks so awesome from the top
And then it looks somewhat ugly from the bottom

I still love it though. But more variety to this class of ships couldn't hurt.
 

Eraden

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I used to love my Anaconda......then I got my Type 10 and never looked back. You see, while from the outside the Anaconda looks beautifully sculpted from the top, from the bottom it looks like it's made of LEGO. Inside the ship you very quickly realize that the view outside is pretty darn poor at best. There is this thing called a "honking big snout" that sticks out in front of the cockpit and prevents you from seeing ANYTHING underneath you. There could be a whole FLEET of Vultures snickering and sitting underneath my "conda" and aside from the radar signatures, I would never know. The layout of the ship leaves something to be desired as well. The ship has a pitiful gas tank and an overly indulgent sensor array. It has no class 8 optional internal slot. The two small hardpoints are situated at the back and if I recall correctly, located underneath the ship, making them nearly useless for serious fighting. All in all, I have come to LOATHE my Anaconda. As ugly as it is, my Type 10 is leagues ahead of my "conda". Beautiful cockpit view, reasonably sized gas tank, class 8 internal, and the guns can all hit the same target. They both fly like stuck pigs so it's a wash where that is concerned.
 

Amanojaku

Amanojaku
Rave condas are full of multi-colored string lights, the crew are ecstasy addicts, and the hull vibrates from all the dubstep/house/electronica music that constantly blares throughout the ship.

One time, I heard the sanitation crew talking about rave condas when I was docked in Medupe City. They said the cleanup jobs for rave condas was even worse than Belugas from Paine Pleasure Cruises.
 

Viscera

Viscera
There are some who believe god does not exist.

Ergo god therefore flys a Panther Clipper.

/thread. The internet is won for today.
 
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