General / Off-Topic Random Thought Of The Day

[Alien]

If you know you know nothing ... surely that is a paradox?

 

[Styggron]

If you know you know nothing ... surely that is a paradox?

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[Sir.Tj]

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You have just summed up my whole life in one sentance.

 

[Frank]

If you know you know nothing ... surely that is a paradox?

I want to write a book that lists all the books I know which avoid self-reference.

Should I include this book itself on that list?

 

[DrBaggy]

If you know you know nothing ... surely that is a paradox?

a deep thought Alien! It's like the one that destroyed Bertrand Russell's life work

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_paradox

.....or possibly not

 

[Kleinholz]

If you know you know nothing ... surely that is a paradox?

Depends on the frame of reference

 

[OneViGOR]

If insects love the light so much, why are so many of them nocturnal?

 

[Sir.Tj]

How do you fold a fitted sheet...:S

And

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other

 

[Cathy]

How do you fold a fitted sheet...:S

In creases.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other

They would circle face-to-face and strafe in an almost perfect representation of strictly Newtonian space combat.

 

[AndrewF]

I would have said they would both go to a coffee shop and watch each other drink coffee all day... while taking notes.

 

[Sir.Tj]

In creases.

How would the fitted sheet get bigger???

 

[Sir.Tj]

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

(Don't answer that you naughty forummers you. )

 

[Jason S]

If every thing at the lowest level is multi-dimensional vibrating energy strings (String theory) then the stable solid world is just a clever illusion.

 

[Frank]

In the future, Helium-filled balloons will more of a status symbol than Gold necklaces.

 

[psykokow]

Why do fridge magnets stick to metal as well?

 

[Alien]

If "forwards" is the opposite of "backwards",
why isn't "for" the opposite of "back"?

 

[Oss133]

If it is possible to download some updates, is it also possible to upload some downdates?

 

[Oss133]

If "forwards" is the opposite of "backwards",
why isn't "for" the opposite of "back"?

Our logical options are;

• Frontwards and backwards
• Forwards and againstwards

 

[insanephoton]

Is a glass house still a glass house if the panes are made of plastic?

 

[Kerrash]

If it is possible to download some updates, is it also possible to upload some downdates?

Only if you serve data to the data server.