General / Off-Topic Sayings and phrases.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
 
An old boss- a gruff, Black Country guy had a few quotes, one I still use to this day and the other summed up the type of boss he was-

Never assume anything because it if it goes wrong it could end up making an ASSs out of U and ME.

Don't look at me for sympathy. If you're looking for sympathy check it up in a dictionary- you'll find it in there between sh*t and syphilis!
 
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