Send us your Christmas-themed Planet Coaster jokes!

[Bo Marit]

Ho ho ho coaster friends,

We are in full preparation for the upcoming 24 hour Festive Charity livestream, and we are sure it's going to be a blast!

For a little project throughout the stream, we are looking for YOUR best jokes about theme parks or Planet Coaster if you're feeling creative, in the spirit of Christmas. Please post your most hilarious giggles in this thread and yours might be featured during the livestream on December 19!

[heart] Bo

 

[Bo Marit]

Oh Burn!! [mouth shut]

I would appreciate it if this forum thread stays positive in line with the spirit of the holiday stream and the amazing charity it is for. Thank you!

 

[WingardiumLevicoaster]

Where does Cosmic Cow go after work?
The Moovies [big grin]

 

[Wablamo0821]

Really.......

"The only thing colder than what she just did to you would be if your misses got you a lump of coal stuffed into your holiday stocking!" [haha][haha]

 

[Zac Antonaci]

Creaper and Curlyriff,

I've deleted your posts. As Bo mentioned, can we please try and keep this thread (and ideally the forums in general) a nice positive atmosphere and in keeping with the spirit of the event and charity it will be supporting.

Thanks,

Zac

 

[Sir.Tj]

As Zac & Bo already knows most of my jokes are in no way suitable for polite (or any kind) of company come to think of it...) I will attempt a clean joke but it may take a while.....

 

[WingardiumLevicoaster]

Why couldn't Dex-R ride the rollercoaster?
He didn't have the guts!

 

[SilverArrow]

Where does Cosmic Cow go after work?
The Moovies [big grin]

I always thought to Moosicals.

In any case, why shouldn't you allow a guest called Elsa to buy balloons, because she will "let it go"...

 

[gregorburns]

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

Spoiler

Flush

Hilarious. No?

 

[Wablamo0821]

"It's easier to get people to stand in line for hours to buy presents during the holidays, than it is to get peeps to wait in a 4min queue in PC" [haha]

 

[Adri]

What is Chief Beef's biggest secret ?

Spoiler

One day, he wants to be part of a big mac [mouth shut]

My bad sense of humour is probably funnier than the joke here [wink][haha]

 

[Eliyahu]

Why didn't Cosmic Cow come to the Christmas party?

Spoiler

Because he's Moo-ish!

 

[Coastercad]

Question for you Bo: Can you make sure the devs add some rain, dear?

 

[SilverArrow]

Question for you Bo: Can you make sure the devs add some rain, dear?

Don't be rude-olph...

 

[BlueShamu]

Why did the Cosmic Cow mascot quit on Dec. 24?

Spoiler

She wanted this Christmas to be like no utter.

 

[Kal_el_0724]

What do you call a ride that traverses the entire Earth?

Spoiler

A satellite.

Spoiler

Haha I bet you thought it would be called Planet Coaster. [wink]

 

[WingardiumLevicoaster]

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

Spoiler

Flush

Hilarious. No?

Amazing

 

[Jules Moore]

Father Christmas was once told that he couldn't ride the tallest coasters because of his enormous overweight -
but he didn't take that warning seriously.

Spoiler

Guess he underestimated the gravity of the situation.

 

[EmSay]

Father Christmas was once told that he couldn't ride the tallest coasters because of his enormous overweight -
but he didn't take that warning seriously.

Spoiler

Guess he underestimated the gravity of the situation.

[haha] I like this one.

 

[Joël]

That is so funny, I get there always the weak laughter from!