SHOCK NEWS: RELSPI GANKS BOYFRIEND IN FIT OF RAGE

[RELSPI]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH HIM NOT RETURNING ANY OF MY CALLS
WHEREVER HE IS IN HIS DUMB THARGOID ESCAPE POD, I HOPE HE'S HAPPY

THIS SCREENSHOT IS FAKE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A HEART, THAT COLD, BEAUTIFUL INSECTOID

I'M SO L O N E L Y

 

[Deleted member 38366]

Aww.... "Intercultural misunderstanding".

Me thinks you brought the wrong Ship, the FdL is reportedly quite unsuitable for "Thargoid MultiCrew" if you catch the drift
Try a nice Orca - or Beluga for more space. Might come in handy if the Thargoid starts running and you have to chase xD

PS.
btw. did you break a Thargoid's heart by any chance? Naughty you xD

 

[Speedcuffs]

I still think you should go get checked out at the clinic.

You just can't trust them.

 

[ZAKALWEINC8876]

REPLSI=Black Widow!

I know you did the bad thing first, a Hydra in a Mankini told me, they are going to release the revenge stopped by filter video soon!

o7

 

[sgurr]

Awww, poor relspi

Plenty more goids in the black, I'm sure you'll find another lickable spine


Edit:spellin names is hard

 

[znôrt]

well, i knew this was coming ...

i didn't expect you going for the heart though. interesting plot twist!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I see nothing crazy here.

oh wait...you called the goid your "boyfriend".

goids are all female. maybe her bread just isn't buttered on that side. you need to find ine that self-identifies as male.

 

[RELSPI]

I see nothing crazy here.

oh wait...you called the goid your "boyfriend".

goids are all female. maybe her bread just isn't buttered on that side. you need to find ine that self-identifies as male.

They cannot all be 'female' as that would mean their reproductive cycle functions with a single sex - male and female are irrelevant terms here. My choice of 'boyfriend' merely reflects my personal view and we are now delving into the crooked maw of gender identity discussion.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

They cannot all be 'female' as that would mean their reproductive cycle functions with a single sex - male and female are irrelevant terms here. My choice of 'boyfriend' merely reflects my personal view and we are now delving into the crooked maw of gender identity discussion.

faor enough.....blast away then!