You had me at slurping seals!
Idris?
You are most welcome to buy an Idris my dear Thistle!
Just buy a bunch of useless ships you don't want for a few years, build up a relationship with the dealer, get your name on the list and eventually - at some unknown time in the future - you may or may not be invited to spend your worthless currency on a real, genuine, limited edition Idris to finally join the elite!