State of the Game

[Valorin]

 

[ULITE]

Abandon hope all ye who bought Odyssey​

and a wonderful flowery good morning to everyone,
sorry for being a little bit negative on this morning
here is the mandatory cat

 

[Fishy]

Abandon hope all ye who bought Odyssey​

and a wonderful flowery good morning to everyone,
sorry for being a little bit negative on this morning
here is the mandatory cat
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That's a hungry hungry cat!

 

[Raliel]

 

[Raliel]

 

[Amy Pendergast]

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Hey, a office dog after the last party - there is always that one colleague you don't meet again after such parties

 

[ULITE]

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There is no spoon

 

[Raliel]

There is no spoon

Spoon is the pudding killer

 

[Rubbernuke]

Spoon is the pudding killer

Halleck : Its time for your daily desert Paul.

Paul: Not today Gurney, I'm not in the mood.

Halleck: Moods are for loveplay! EAT YOUR PUDDING

 

[Raliel]

Halleck : Its time for your daily desert Paul.

Paul: Not today Gurney, I'm not in the mood.

Halleck: Moods are for loveplay! EAT YOUR PUDDING

I was going to do covers for Spoon Messiah, Children of Spoon, God Emperor of Spoon, Pet Cat of Spoon, and all the others but I simply did not have enough spoons

 

[Fishy]

Relogs 213681 times at [Spice Bloom Site] and breaks galactic economy.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I was going to do covers for Spoon Messiah, Children of Spoon, God Emperor of Spoon, Pet Cat of Spoon, and all the others but I simply did not have enough spoons

Its ironic too I spelt dessert wrong and spelt desert instead.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I was going to do covers for Spoon Messiah, Children of Spoon, God Emperor of Spoon, Pet Cat of Spoon, and all the others but I simply did not have enough spoons

WE HAVE SPOONSIGN

 

[Raliel]

spooons

 

[Bottom Hat]

Wibbly wobbly mornings.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Gets a coffee and switches on Prime and Disney+ to recreate a bit of childhood Sunday morning cartoon feel...

 

[Rubbernuke]

spooons
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A SECRET REPORT FROM WITHIN THE GUILD

THREE PLANETS HAVE COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT MAY JEOPARDIZE SPOON PRODUCTION

SEND A THIRD STAGE SPOON TO KAITAIN TO DEMAND ANSWERS FROM THE EMPEROR

THE SPOONS MUST FLOW

 

[Fishy]

Patch Notes:

• Fixed Arrakeen Fortress shield bug. It should no longer automatically go down as Sardaukars enter glide mode.
• PEGI Ratings: reduced frequency of Fremen saying Kull Wahad, and Bene Gesserit now use corn syrup instead of drugs.
• We heard your complaints about travel times. Supercruise is removed in favour of a new APEX Guild which "folds space" for instant travel.
• Fixed Bene Tleilax HoloMe bug which would turn your HoloMe into that of the latest character you encountered.
• Added Fremen faction NPC randomly travelling with spice for no reason for Harkonnen roleplayers who can't find victims in Open.
• PowerPlay: Cosmetic pass on Margot Fenring's "assets".
• Fixed Sietch Tabr entrance that was underground due to new planetary generation.
• Increased spawn rate of balisets from 0.3% to 0.4%. We will keep monitoring this material, highly sought by players in order to unlock Engineer Liet Kynes and the Increased Water Retention stillsuit mod.

 

[Raliel]

Patch Notes:

• Fixed Arrakeen Fortress shield bug. It should no longer automatically go down as Sardaukars enter glide mode.
• PEGI Ratings: reduced frequency of Fremen saying Kull Wahad, and Bene Gesserit now use corn syrup instead of drugs.
• We heard your complaints about travel times. Supercruise is removed in favour of a new APEX Guild which "folds space" for instant travel.
• Fixed Bene Tleilax HoloMe bug which would turn your HoloMe into that of the latest character you encountered.
• Added Fremen faction NPC randomly travelling with spice for no reason for Harkonnen roleplayers who can't find victims in Open.
• PowerPlay: Cosmetic pass on Margot Fenring's "assets".
• Fixed Sietch Tabr entrance that was underground due to new planetary generation.
• Increased spawn rate of balisets from 0.3% to 0.4%. We will keep monitoring this material, highly sought by players in order to unlock Engineer Liet Kynes and the Increased Water Retention stillsuit mod.

Oh this is exquisite please post this on one of the big argumenty posts

 

[MishaTX]

I was going to do covers for Spoon Messiah, Children of Spoon, God Emperor of Spoon, Pet Cat of Spoon, and all the others but I simply did not have enough spoons

When we (There Is No "We") used to play this back in the day, you know, replace one word in famous book/movie titles, we tended to use more, ahem, colorful replacements, but ok, I'll play:

Spoon Hard.
Gone With the Spoon.
Battlespoon Galactica.

I'm missing the point, aren't I?

On topic, then! Yay!