State of the Game

[Darth Ender]

Cats are already parasite. They eat your food, ask for your money (for vet and stuff) and sometimes affection. But they only give disappointed look and scars on your arm for payment.

But they are fluffy and cute, so that's ok.

Seems to me that a lot of cats make more money online than they cost.

Seems to me that we have a cat hater here.

Seems to me that someone needs to be taught a lesson in how we treat people at Elite Dangerous.

Seems to me that maybe this person doesn't have such a safe evening, it is a dangerous galaxy as they say.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Cats are already parasite. They eat your food, ask for your money (for vet and stuff) and sometimes affection. But they only give disappointed look and scars on your arm for payment.

But they are fluffy and cute, so that's ok.

Ask? In what universe?

 

[Erei]

Ask? In what universe?

Sorry, seize by force. And cuteness.

 

[Darth Ender]

my cat drives himself to the vet if needed (never needs to because he's super gud)

Source: https://youtu.be/5fvsItXYgzk

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Sorry, seize by force. And cuteness.

Somehow they modified the human gene pool thousands of years ago to "enable" us to just want to give it to them

Even having no opposing thumbs was a choice - wakes our "cute and helpless" instinct....

Who is the pet here after all?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Somehow they modified the human gene pool thousands of years ago to "enable" us to just want to give it to them

Even having no opposing thumbs was a choice - wakes our "cute and helpless" instinct....

Who is the pet here after all?

Its all about cooking chicken and pork. If humans could not do that, they'd kill us all in our sleep.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Plus, do you remember Jonesey from Alien just nonchalantly watching Brett get ripped apart like a tear and share garlic bread?

Cats don't care until head rubs start up.

 

[Darth Ender]

Creates post that points out nothing in list of things that current patch wasn't supposed to fix, didn't fix and that this has to stop despite those things being listed as part of a future fix as detailed in roadmap that was demanded to be produced for transparency.

Brain commits suicide to avoid living with itself.

 

[Erei]

Plus, do you remember Jonesey from Alien just nonchalantly watching Brett get ripped apart like a tear and share garlic bread?

Cats don't care until head rubs start up.

I mean, let's be honest, anybody who have watched a cat "play" with a mouse, know they are fricking psycho. They are ruthless machine that take great pleasure in pain and suffering.

If Cats had been somewhat honest, it would have started with a glass cell, and a "Meow Clarice".

Proof of concept :

 

[Rubbernuke]

I mean, let's be honest, anybody who have watched a cat "play" with a mouse, know they are fricking psycho. They are ruthless machine that take great pleasure in pain and suffering.

If Cats had been somewhat honest, it would have started with a glass cell, and a "Meow Clarice".

Proof of concept :

I ate that mouse with some Fava beans and a nice bowl of milk....

 

[Erei]

I ate that mouse with some Fava beans and a nice bowl of milk....

Well, Clarice… have the bunnies stopped screaming?

 

[Susanna]

Cat cake
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Well that certainly is... Macabre.

 

[Darth Ender]

I mean, let's be honest, anybody who have watched a cat "play" with a mouse, know they are fricking psycho. They are ruthless machine that take great pleasure in pain and suffering.

If Cats had been somewhat honest, it would have started with a glass cell, and a "Meow Clarice".

Proof of concept :

says someone from a species that turns wolves into chihuahuas and allows someone who's job title is "influencer" to exist.

 

[Erei]

says someone from a species that turns wolves into chihuahuas and allows someone who's job title is "influencer" to exist.

Don't look at me, I'm not from the neighbourhood. I just come here to probe people's bottom.

 

[Darth Ender]

Don't look at me, I'm not from the neighbourhood. I just come here to probe people's bottom.

You'll pay for the pain you've caused a very narrow class of people who in no way have anything in common with eachother!

racist aliens.

 

[Sysmon]

Don't look at me, I'm not from the neighbourhood. I just come here to probe people's bottom.

Using one of these?

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Careful now...

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Maritime meow.

S

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

They eat your food, ask for your money (for vet and stuff) and sometimes affection.

4 days before I had to fly him cross country, my small cat coughed up blood - not much, but enough to require a trip to the vet - 24 hours later I had an $500 vet bill and a prescription for...



... antacid

 

[Erei]

4 days before I had to fly him cross country, my small cat coughed up blood - not much, but enough to require a trip to the vet - 24 hours later I had an $500 vet bill and a prescription for...



... antacid

You are lucky it was something. And not some mouse blood he ate. Like for real.
I think they do it on purpose. "oh look I'm hurt meow", goes to the vet "nah it's nothing, 500$" "meow lol".

Using one of these?

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Careful now...

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Maritime meow.

S

Aww kinky...

I approve.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Puddy cat. (My real 'pet' foxy fox from the garden)