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Mix Sheftalia · Mar 17, 2022

Tyres O'Flaherty said:
Driving test examiner: "So tell me why you think you failed your test".

"Was my left winglet too close to a zebra crossing?"

CMDR Anden Beliam · Mar 17, 2022

CMDR Anden Beliam

Tyres O'Flaherty · Mar 17, 2022

Mix Sheftalia said:
"Was my left winglet too close to a zebra crossing?"

"No, it's because I said "turn right at the A class star, take the second exit and proceed two Kylies to the ringed giant with water based life". Instead, you turned left, switched the SCA off, stuck your arm out of the window indicating a right turn, (knocking the Sidewinder pilot out of his seat), shoved it in reverse and hit the 5G planet at full thrust. Your landing gear hit the fungoida and made it unviable to consume with bacon, eggs and fried bread."

Mix Sheftalia · Mar 17, 2022

Tyres O'Flaherty said:
"No, it's because I said "turn right at the A class star, take the second exit and proceed two Kylies to the ringed giant with water based life". Instead, you turned left, switched the SCA off, stuck your arm out of the window indicating a right turn, (knocking the Sidewinder pilot out of his seat), shoved it in reverse and hit the 5G planet at full thrust. Your landing gear hit the fungoida and made it unviable to consume with bacon, eggs and fried bread."

"Ppfft. You just can't satisfy people these days."

ruifo · Mar 18, 2022

CMDR Ruifo @ HIP 42246 AB 2

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Woakes · Mar 18, 2022

"Oh god, think of all the brooding artsy pictures of commanders sitting by a bar we will now have to deal with"

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my commander does not look like Gordon Freeman, he's based on how "I" look, Gordon just happens look a bit like me...I came first, or so my wife tells me