Are you looking for more in life? Have you ever considered yourself far too hairy/hairless to make friends and influence people?
Then you might fit right in with the Acolytes of KumByar [KUMB]
Working out of our fleet carrier, the sacred Pinnacle of KumByar, orbiting Peter's Eden in Arexack, our only entry requirement is that you don't have a displeasing shave. What does that mean? Well.. they didn't know in 3126, and we certainly don't know now.
Our goals:
You might be saying "You don't seem like a member of a highly religious sect with unshakable follicular beliefs", and I'd probably respond "that might be true, but I bet you've never seen somebody killed with their own beard".
Any rumours claiming that we are a Discordian cabal mocking a genuine religion because we found it funny are completely unfounded. Probably.
Then you might fit right in with the Acolytes of KumByar [KUMB]
Working out of our fleet carrier, the sacred Pinnacle of KumByar, orbiting Peter's Eden in Arexack, our only entry requirement is that you don't have a displeasing shave. What does that mean? Well.. they didn't know in 3126, and we certainly don't know now.
Our goals:
- To become the minor faction that Arexack clearly deserves, so we can stop sharing a bathroom with the Gold Brotherhood. You should see the state of the toilet.
- To get whoever's in charge of those bloody tourist beacons to spell KumByar properly.
- General tomfoolery.
- Biscuits, always biscuits.
You might be saying "You don't seem like a member of a highly religious sect with unshakable follicular beliefs", and I'd probably respond "that might be true, but I bet you've never seen somebody killed with their own beard".
Any rumours claiming that we are a Discordian cabal mocking a genuine religion because we found it funny are completely unfounded. Probably.
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