The Buckyball Racing Club presents: Zombaland (Triple Eight Championship, Race 5)

I have decided the game hates me :D

I’ve come to the same conclusion in regards to Real Life.

This race we’ve a series of thunderstorms roll through the area. Two power outages (one of which lasted long enough to need to throw out two refrigerators worth of food) and one tornado warning has eaten up several opportunities to race, my updated prescription lenses for my VR headset are delayed, and now I’ve got an infected cardboard cut. :(

Still got some more exotic anti-zombuur ready to go for future entries. :)
 

Ozric

Volunteer Moderator
I’ve come to the same conclusion in regards to Real Life.

This race we’ve a series of thunderstorms roll through the area. Two power outages (one of which lasted long enough to need to throw out two refrigerators worth of food) and one tornado warning has eaten up several opportunities to race, my updated prescription lenses for my VR headset are delayed, and now I’ve got an infected cardboard cut. :(

Still got some more exotic anti-zombuur ready to go for future entries. :)
OH no! I certainly hope the infected cut doesn't turn you into a Zombie too... 😬
 
Ok ladies, gentlemen and undead, it's time for the penultimate leaderboard update!

Unfortunately I've been busy all day setting up a new PC for my son so I haven't got as much time as I'd like to do full justice to this one, especially since there's no less than 10 new entries! But let's cover it quickly.

In regulation class ..

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.. FearlessF21 is so fearless he's gone to Zombaland unarmed and lands 11th, Osiliran has actual weaponry in the form of a Karma P-15 (rather than all this fictional "real world" stuff) and lands 9th and Sinister Hedgehog amusingly drops a grand piano on the zombuurs and lands 7th. Further up and Epaphus is back spinning SRV wheels into the faces of his foes to take 5th and Aken B. enters the fray just 2 seconds faster, killing zombuurs by consults notes making them watch a film? claiming 3rd place on the podium (just 7 seconds behind Kevin).

Unlimted class is equally frenetic ..

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.. with Draig Seren using a "traditional stake" (isn't that for vampires?) to conquer 12th place while Raiko steps up to bat in 7th (just one second faster than Tobias!). Meanwhile Aken B. and Sulu both claim 5th place (ignore the scoreboard, it's wrong) using fish and big friendly giants respectively while Epaphus (again) is trout slapping those pesky zombuurs (which they really hate) and finally gets the podium place he so richly deserves, coming 2nd!

Note also that I've fixed a fault on the leaderboard which meant that people who skipped the SRV section entirely were still being awarded a two and a half minute bonus.

Please shout if I've made any mistakes in today's rather rushed update (or missed anything amusing from your submission notes) but otherwise, since we are now heading into the final day and a bit and, there will be no further leaderboard updates until it's all over!

Be careful out there and I'll see you at the finish line. Free drinks for everyone who makes it unscathed, but alas, for anyone who gets scratched or bitten, I'm afraid we will have to burn you!
 
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It's been brought to my attention that, thanks to my Acme SRV Time Rebalancing Algorithm (pat pending), the last submission from Epaphus actually ended up being slower than his previous best run, demoting him from 2nd to 5th! When I get a moment later today I'll post a corrected regulation leaderboard putting him back to a 16:54 final time.
 

Ozric

Volunteer Moderator
Just tried another 4 runs this morning. First three were abandoned by the second stop. The final run, I completely messed up the drop and ended up 20Km away from the base, very annoyed I decided to go for one more go and then I realised that actually the jump back to Gloo was obscured...

I've logged out in low orbit, but if that doesn't clear up then that's me done.
It's been so incredibly frustrating that my second attempt at the race has been my fastest and I just can put together a better run. It would only be ~10 seconds anyway, but that's not the point 😄
 

Ozric

Volunteer Moderator
I tried a bunch more runs today, I realised after a few that my final jump out was now obscured, and there was only one location that was clear. So I swapped things around but everything was completely different to how I've gotten used to it over the week. Approach styled and angles of entry are all different and it's just throwing me off after a few more fails I decided it was time for my own sanity to finish up.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJkqhmyjK3g


I've had a lot of fun doing this race though, thanks a lot for organising it Alec. It's been really interesting just having one planet to play around on, and it definitely encouraged me to have a lot of attempts as I was only ever one jump away from the start. But also that meant I got very frustrated and although I only raced on 5 days I started recording 22 times (most were under 7 minutes long)
 
Final attempt submitted, for Regulation. This has been an... interesting race; I'm very glad we got internet sorted out at this new place in time. Planetary landings and SRV stuff are my weakest areas; they still are, but I'm not quite as bad as I was before. Huge thanks to Alec for an excellent race, well done to my fellow racers and can't wait to see the final scoreboards. Tomorrow I intend to buy one of these new Python II's to see what all the fuss is about.
 
Quick reminder that the race still has just over 3 hours to run at the time of writing. There's a bunch of new submissions for me to validate this morning and I won't be doing the final leaderboards until later today (or maybe even tomorrow) but if anyone is doing runs up to the wire then maybe let me know (here or in Discord) so I know to wait a bit longer for those submissions to come in!
 
While we wait for the final submissions I thought I'd share a little RL story I've been wanting to crowbar into this somehow.

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So that's me at the back with the cricket bat! I don't know if anyone else has ever done a "zombie run" (at least I think that's what they're collectively known as) but this was taken after an event called 2.8hrs later (n.b. it's old so only parts of that website are still up) which I did one dark night in Stratford about 10 years ago.

Source: https://youtu.be/Wrm_ro_U2Ps

The idea is that you go as a team (we were a rock band called "The Midnight Riders").

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You turn up at a "safe zone" in an otherwise Zombie infested part of London where you're given a briefing and some maps and other "props" and sent on your way to various objectives across town. There are actors you meet along the way who give you bits of additional story and direct you to further objectives (some of whom are attacked right before your eyes). There are also (of course) zombies prowling the streets, lots of them! These are all actors who've been professionally made up and trained how to act like zombies and they were flippin' terrifying!

I remember being worried when I bought the tickets that I wouldn't be fit enough to do this (the blurb did talk about quite a lot of running and I'm not someone who runs normally).

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But I figured, they can't MAKE me run and if I get caught I get caught (when you're caught the zombies rub an invisible marker pen on your arm ... more on this later). However, let me tell you ... when you encounter a gang of groaning zombies on the dark streets of London, the calm knowledge that this is just a game goes out the window, the primal instincts kick in, and boy do you run, you RUN until your heart is fit to burst!

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It was one of the most terrifying (and exhilarating) experiences of my life. Your final objective at the end is another "safe zone" where your arms are checked under an ultraviolet light. Some of the zombie marker pens contain water, others an "infection" which lights up. The survivors are led one way, the infected are taken another where they too have zombie makeup applied, and then you all meet in a massive "backstage" party where you drink and dance into the early hours of the morning while a giant counter on the wall shows the ongoing score.

You can probably tell from the photo at the beginning that only two of our group survived (bloody cowards who legged it, leaving their mates and wives for dead ... you really find out who your friends are doing a thing like this! :LOL:).

Anyway, just a little story to entertain you while you wait for the final results.
 
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Press Release from Stevenson Whirlwind Adventures:

We here at SWA would like to thank @Alec Turner for hosting this marvelous race, even if there were some... complications regarding Commander Stevenson's health and the treatment thereof. She managed to escape confinement while Dr. Arya Darzi was developing a cure for her condition, and apparently acting on pure instinct proceeded to make repeated runs in both Haulier than Thou and Ship of Theseus. Unsurprisingly, her condition did not improve her performance at all... though reviews of the flight recorder indicates she repeatedly came within ten seconds of exceeding her times in both categories.

Thankfully, a squad of the Hauly Orders Hospitaller of the Adepta Sororitas, with the aide of some hastily reprogrammed Cyber-Hounds, managed to capture the Commander outside Ele Agricultural Biosphere and successfully administered the nano-treatment in time. The Commander is expected to make a full recovery in time.

Gyeong Castro,
COO Stevenson Whirlwind Adventures
 
While we wait for the final submissions I thought I'd share a little RL story I've been wanting to crowbar into this somehow.

8gN4T48.png


So that's me at the back with the cricket bat! I don't know if anyone else has ever done a "zombie run" (at least I think that's what they're collectively known as) but this was taken after an event called 2.8hrs later (n.b. it's old so only parts of that website are still up) which I did one dark night in Stratford about 10 years ago.

Source: https://youtu.be/Wrm_ro_U2Ps

The idea is that you go as a team (we were a rock band called "The Midnight Riders").

dv8y2ut.jpeg


You turn up at a "safe zone" in an otherwise Zombie infested part of London where you're given a briefing and some maps and other "props" and sent on your way to various objectives across town. There are actors you meet along the way who give you bits of additional story and direct you to further objectives (some of whom are attacked right before your eyes). There are also (of course) zombies prowling the streets, lots of them! These are all actors who've been professionally made up and trained how to act like zombies and they were flippin' terrifying!

I remember being worried when I bought the tickets that I wouldn't be fit enough to do this (the blurb did talk about quite a lot of running and I'm not someone who runs normally).

D9YFyt5.png


But I figured, they can't MAKE me run and if I get caught I get caught (when you're caught the zombies rub an invisible marker pen on your arm ... more on this later). However, let me tell you ... when you encounter a gang of groaning zombies on the dark streets of London, the calm knowledge that this is just a game goes out the window, the primal instincts kick in, and boy do you run, you RUN until your heart is fit to burst!

c5yA1W8.jpeg


It was one of the most terrifying (and exhilarating) experiences of my life. Your final objective at the end is another "safe zone" where your arms are checked under an ultraviolet light. Some of the zombie marker pens contain water, others an "infection" which lights up. The survivors are led one way, the infected are taken another where they too have zombie makeup applied, and then you all meet in a massive "backstage" party where you drink and dance into the early hours of the morning while a giant counter on the wall shows the ongoing score.

You can probably tell from the photo at the beginning that only two of our group survived (bloody cowards who legged it, leaving their mates and wives for dead ... you really find out who your friends are doing a thing like this! :LOL:).

Anyway, just a little story to entertain you while you wait for the final results.
That's some really interesting experience...
 
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