The Guardians Are Dumb And Probably Weren't Very Attractive

[DDastardly00]

I do not care who is more and who is less attractive. We will repeal the invaders and crush the bugs into submission. No quarter will be given, this is a fight to the death. Guardians are just useful idiots that left technology behind for us to exploit Thargoid weaknesses, which we have and will continue to do. Furthermore, any commanders caught aiding the enemy will be put to death and sent a rebuy screen. After all, this is a game where you are killed for station loitering so imagine what a treason charge will get you.

 

[RELSPI]

You mean from the potential of a nuanced antagonist to a 'just shoot at it' villain.

'antagonist'
Hahahaha okay what are you, a Guardian?

 

[RELSPI]

I do not care who is more and who is less attractive. We will repeal the invaders and crush the bugs into submission.

Wow, don't bring your weird crush fetish into this. Thargoids are too pure for that.

 

[Rubbernuke]

You mean from the potential of a nuanced antagonist to a 'just shoot at it' villain.

Just because its an alien killing machine, does not mean they want cuddles. That was our shame.

 

[Vasco Sapien]

'antagonist'
Hahahaha okay what are you, a Guardian?

I am Hunam.... and Thargoids sunk my Battleship.

 

[RELSPI]

Just because its an alien killing machine, does not mean they don't want cuddles. That was our shame.

FTFY <3

 

[Vasco Sapien]

Just because its an alien killing machine, does not mean they want cuddles. That was our shame.

I liked the idea of them being in factions and us seeing them as one force. Explains why they sometimes dont attack.
Maybe Fdev are still sitting on that story, who knows.

 

[RELSPI]

I liked the idea of them being in factions and us seeing them as one force. Explains why they sometimes dont attack.
Maybe Fdev are still sitting on that story, who knows.

They're divided into cute boys and cute girls, or failing that cute boys and more cute boys.

 

[Vasco Sapien]

They're divided into cute boys and cute girls, or failing that cute boys and more cute boys.

The latter of which has its head consumed after mating.

 

[Rubbernuke]

A clipping from a recent issue of the Pirate Star that wrapped my chips:

Spoiler

 

[Rubbernuke]

The latter of which has its head consumed after mating.

I could make some horribly crass joke but I must keep it PEGI 7

 

[RELSPI]

A clipping from a recent issue of the Pirate Star that wrapped my chips:

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All that stuff was planted by Ram Tah, to ruin humanity's self-image and make them think Thargoids weren't as hot as they are.

 

[Krash]

Furthermore, any commanders caught aiding the enemy will be put to death and sent a rebuy screen. After all, this is a game where you are killed for station loitering so imagine what a treason charge will get you.

This "rebuy screen" you mentioned, is this a euphemism for "sympathy card"?

 

[Vasco Sapien]

A clipping from a recent issue of the Pirate Star that wrapped my chips:

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I dont have Pylon Envy, i have a Python.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I only wish I could post the rest of that paper, I think everyone would find it educational, uplifting and entertaining.

 

[Vasco Sapien]

I only wish I could post the rest of that paper, I think everyone would find it educational, uplifting and entertaining.

I wouldnt, to many moral snipers on this forum.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I wouldnt, to many moral snipers on this forum.

Indeed. One thing that ED lacks is a sense of fun.

 

[CMDR Cosmic Spacehead]

The guardians apparently made super AI constructs, which turned on them.

Yet these constructs get stuck trying to find your SRV if you hide behind a lamp post.

These constructs managed to wipe out their creators. While being so incredibly stupid.

It does make one wonder...

 

[EUS]

A clipping from a recent issue of the Pirate Star that wrapped my chips:

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What the?
What is this from?

 

[CmdrThyme]

Do your part.