The Guardians Are Dumb And Probably Weren't Very Attractive
I'm a Guardian, and so's my wife.
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There will be no sympathy for bug traitors. When they try to jump into an AX zone and side with the bugs in open, us AX commanders are usually in wings, they won't last long.
Conflict zones are just what AX loons see when they're hopped up on onionhead. Thargoids don't attack anyone - why would I ever turn up and just start shooting people stoned out of their minds?
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I'll obviously disappoint you, but all Thargoids are cute girls...
If they're all cute girls, how come they're not? Checkmate.
Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But how am I going to settle down and have kids with a Thargoid if they're all girls? Am I some kind of joke to you?
genetic engineering. we all had our first time, you'll love it.
That's so weird and not-cool.
I know for reals that Thargoids can be boys. Why else would I love them so much?
Wasn't there some anime which featured cute babes piloting star shaped craft?
Some arthropods are hermaphrodites, that and Earth insects not always being sexually dimorphic means it probably wouldn't matter.
That's like 30% of all anime. Please be specific.
Where there's a will there's a way, I'm sure you'll find a way around it.
I don't know if my parents would approve ;-;Where there's a will there's a way, I'm sure you'll find a way around it.
Isn't the big issue with us and Thargoids that they're ammonia based and a lot colder? I suppose I could make a comparison with colossal squid, but I should probably stop that thought there.
That is so 20th century...
It's too late. Soon, everyone in this thread will have an anime avatar.
You had your chance to save yourself, but your efforts are wasted.
