General / Off-Topic The 'I've had a crap day, and need cheering up thread'...

MikeSnos

MikeSnos
Post your jokes and messages here to cheer up anyone who's had a crap day one way or another whether they :

  • Lost all their credits
  • Crashed on docking
  • Can't dock, won't dock
  • Are banned from forum (they can read it when they come back!)
  • Repeatedly crashed to desktop
  • Broken their beloved X52
  • Are repeatedly stymied by 'Bitchin' Betty's' mind changing antics
  • Died repeatedly in Impeccable Defence (Federal Distress Signal to the newbies :) )
  • Found out SC DFM still isn't out (is it? I've not bothered to check!)
  • Other...

Or have just had a generally crap day all round.
 

Googol

Googol
Two Thargoids walk into a bar ... next thing they know someone has posted it on YouTube.

Quick, play me off Johnny!
 

Googol

Googol
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?"

Horse says, "My girlfriend just left me, but I'm not too upset because she was a bit of a nag."

:p
 

Oss133

Oss133
Horse walks into a bar.

Horse says "Drinks are on me!"

Barman says "What are you celebrating?"

Horse says "I am a race horse and I won today."

Barman says "Congratulations. What's it like being a race horse?"

Horse says "It's Ok. It's got its epsom downs."
 

Gelbrock

Gelbrock
Drink some rum.........


After all, its only 104 days till 'Talk like a pirate day....'


Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
 

JeffRyan

JeffRyan
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Iain M Norman

Iain M Norman
I took my beloved Yorkshire Terrier to the vet after she'd been run over by a car.

She said, "For Christ's sake Mr Norman, I'm in hospital. Can't you take it to someone else?"
 

Iain M Norman

Iain M Norman
I can't believe it. Me and my wife were sitting watching TV when the founder of Apple just walked into the house and took all our Mr Sheen!

Bloody Jobs, coming over here and stealing our polish.
 
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