General / Off-Topic The Official 'Ask a Doughnut' Thread (ask me anything)

AdmiralDoughnutz

AdmiralDoughnutz
Reasonable I will answer it. Unreasonable I shall not.

Floor is all yours.

(Popular Questions)
MaximusWaximus - Q; do you have a cure for insomnia pls
AdmiralDoughnutz - A: wear wet socks to bed when you go to sleep

HerbutSinker - Q; where are you from?
AdmiralDoughnutz - A: My mother. Apparently.

DeskTopUser1959 - Q: What is your spirit animal?
AdmiralDoughnutz - A: Capricorn, No wait a goat... nope...just no

CyclopsIsBetterThanYou - Q: What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?
AdmiralDoughnutz - A: anything sharp and pointy is plenty, silent is best

JakieJakie69 - Q: Are you real?
AdmiralDoughnutz - A: Of course good chap, I ask myself this everyday so don't worry.

KectumMasture - Q; Why is the sky Blue?
AdmiralDoughnutz - A: legend has it thats the colour of the lab coat our overseer is wearing

JedJedJed87 - Q; Where are you right now?!
AdmiralDoughnutz - A:Your mothers house where are you?!

JeremyLovesSoup - Q; what do you do in your free time?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; sometimes I like to sit in my car in a packed car park and count the number of people that ask "are you just about to leave"

StopItBurns88 - Q: If you had to choose between, Brittney Spears, Amy Winehouse or Maria von Trapp, which would you choose?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Who?

Bottom Hat - Q; Why is your avatar so annoying?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; I mean, I don't see the issue, this me as a child before the internet;
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Alec Turner said:
Richard Dawkins claims to have seen dogs doing a 69.
What’s the worst lie you have told to impress people?
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I once had a job interview, I was asked; what is the best thing you can bring to the company. Management, I said, you were late, didn't know my name or why I was here. "do you even have any management skills" he said - "yes of course" (*cough cough sell out).... I got the job. But later I left, as they thought I was a manager or something.

John TheSpooner - Q; when i got my girlfriend pregnant and gave her herpes we used to listen to music to stay strong, it was a difficult time for both of us. What music helps you though difficult times?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Golden Brown - The Stranglers
 
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CyberPunkDude20 - Q; Are you a robot
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; From the waist down

TrouselFart7 - Q; Do you have a loss or taste or smell
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Only when within 6 feet of Brie Larson

HaptainCook - Q; What is the power to the square root of cos pi
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Yes.

Agent0047 - Q; What is the best way to deal with online verbal abuse and conflict?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; ALT+F4

Dreadn0ught - Q: Do you rate Dancing on Ice?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; I would rather smear fish paste on my privates and dangle them in a pool of hungry piranha
 
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Alec Turner said:
Richard Dawkins claims to have seen dogs doing a 69.
What’s the worst lie you have told to impress people?
Click to expand...
I once had a job interview, I was asked; what is the best thing you can bring to the company. Management, I said, you were late, didn't know my name or why I was here. "do you even have any management skills" he said - "yes of course" (*cough cough sell out).... I got the job. But later I left, as they thought I was a manager or something.
 

AdmiralDoughnutz

AdmiralDoughnutz
John TheSpooner - Q; when i got my girlfriend pregnant and gave her herpes we used to listen to music to stay strong, it was a difficult time for both of us. What music helps you though difficult times?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Golden Brown - The Stranglers
 

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AdmiralDoughnutz
MurphJellybean Q: you twerk?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; what did you just call me?

Gaz Lawl - Q: my internet has stopped working, what can I do?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; read a book

bettyboop47 - Q: Why wont you answer my calls?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Mother??

EagleEyedStrawberries- Q: What do cows drink?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Everyone knows they drink milk!
 

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peterlepain92 - Q:Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; not unless you lose your share of the inheritance

drew_constantine7 Q: If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Mass will implode on itself as if nothing ever happened, carful!

AaronTheBadger Q: What three things would you buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?
AdmiralDoughnutz -A; Balaclava Duct Tape and lube.
 
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