The SSCF needs your help, Frontiers too (Charity help please)

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The Small Seismic Charge Foundation needs your support, we are a foundation based upon the principles that deep core mining should be available to all, yet even in 3304 there are ships out there starving and wandering the streets, and perusing the "crap" isles in Lidl & Aldi purchasing a hedge trimmer when all they came in for was a loaf of bread.

over 500 ships without access to Small Seismic Charges die each day through malnutrition as they desperately search for void opals and deep core mining, left to rot on the streets of Elite Dangerous.

But there is hope - For just 400 Arx a week you can make a difference, your generosity can help fund new outfitting centers to provide the tools for these restricted ships to start their own farms and go off and provide for their own villages.

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Your 400 Arx a month will provide outfitting centers like the one below to stock and distribute Small Seismic Charges & enable these ships like the Type7 and the Dolphin pictured below to mine deep cores for themselves, look how happy they are, and of cause not dying of dysentery which is a bonus.

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Give the gift of life, give the gift of Small Seismic Charges, and stop the needless starvation of these beloved ships

but wait... dont stop there, if can spare a little extra you can also adopt a ship, Adpoting a ship will also enable that ship to gain access to Small AX weapons such as the gimballed & fixed AX multicannons, this will enable them to have a bright future within our universe, just Text McSaGAX to 876542 for a one off 6450 ARX donation now!

by adopting a ship you will receive a 3d Printed Dolphin or Type-7/6 that your helping, you will also get a really cool certificate (who don't like one of them!) and also you will receive a Christmas letter each year to see how your little baby ship is coming along.

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If [Insert Deity of your choice, for me it is naturally The Great A'Tuin) wanted small ships to have small seismic charges the by all that is mighty they would have had them in the first place.

Therefore it would be against the great natural order of all things for such small seismic charges to exist in this temporal plane at all!
 
How about practicality instead of charity?
Use that passenger dolphin to launch passengers armed with firecrackers at space rocks?
It solves two issues:
1. Small charges
2. Passengers
3. Bottom text
 
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