Yeah, the “fun” and “enjoyment” aspect is pretty much completely besides the point. You can enjoy and have lots of fun with two sticks, especially if there are two of you — as social critters, that generally matters more to almost any of us. The question is why so many settle for, and even defend, only having two sticks when what they actually ordered was beef wellington. Also, they're not fancy wooden sticks, but some kind of form-pressed packing foam.