The troll-lol-lolz don't steal the ships these days since they're now locked by default....if they see a group of them sitting around somewhere, they just blow them up...you know...for the lulz.
I guess in a way it would be more fun to get the emergent gameplay brigade to camp the ship, and welcome the returning miner with a firing squad then But hey, maybe if Chris wakes up one morning, he'll expand the scope with a set of electric lockpicks, where enterprising second hand ship dealers can play a minigame to get your ship open and fly away with it. Blowing them up seems too easy.