Yes indeed, crouchy standing on chairs may well be the future. In which case, the iconoclast at the back of the bar actually standing on a table (gasp!) is doomed.With lethal ramps and floors that vanish from existence in an eyeblink, Commando's have evolved to fully use the available terrain to help maximise their chances of survival.
Keeping above the ground may be the key to the future of mankind. Maybe Genuine Roberts watched Tremors recently
Furniture/posture-based evolution is a cruel leveller.