It keeps looking at me!
Yes return to sender !On a serious note, use some sort of tub with some cardboard to scoop it up, and eject it out of the window. Ideally towards your leave favourite neighbours house.
Do not get any illusions, it will be hidden in a quiet place to lay dozens of eggs.I hope it's not still there when I get home from work
The video of the murder is broadcast on the Arachnid internet, perhaps ...It was still there when I got home from work!!
It turns out that spiders can swim.
After a brief scuffle, I WON.
His broken corpse now lies in next doors wheelie bin.
I got a couple of bruises, but he's dead!