It keeps looking at me!
Don't worry, you can go without a bath for a year so depending on when you last took one.......I hope it's not still there when I get home from work
On a serious note, use some sort of tub with some cardboard to scoop it up, and eject it out of the window. Ideally towards your leave favourite neighbours house.
Do not get any illusions, it will be hidden in a quiet place to lay dozens of eggs.I hope it's not still there when I get home from work
There's a spider in my bath!
It keeps looking at me!
There's a Human in my bathroom!
It keeps looking at me!
You killed it? Why would you do that?It was still there when I got home from work!!
It turns out that spiders can swim.
After a brief scuffle, I WON.
His broken corpse now lies in next doors wheelie bin.
I got a couple of bruises, but he's dead!
Arachnid internet is boring. It's just full of hints and tips for web designingMeanwhile on a forum on the arachnid internet .
The video of the murder is broadcast on the Arachnid internet, perhaps ...It was still there when I got home from work!!
It turns out that spiders can swim.
After a brief scuffle, I WON.
His broken corpse now lies in next doors wheelie bin.
I got a couple of bruises, but he's dead!