Because that would be a lot of programming work to do for a one-off puzzle that Frontier apparently thinks we should have solved by now. Maybe I'm just a simpleton, but the UA appears to be pretty straightforward to me. It's an object that eats away at ships, presumably for some greater purpose, but it doesn't appear to do anything else. I've seen the debug camera phase through it in several videos, so we know there's nothing hidden inside of it. Its sound design isn't even fundamentally unique as its Morse code transmission appears to be borrowed from the already established nav beacon with possibly few fundamental changes.
I'm not saying this is a particularly valid answer, but it's certainly one that makes more sense than Mayan symbols and strange interactions with canisters. We can make assumptions about the thing all day long, but we really don't actually know what it is or where it comes from. All we really know about it is that it's particularly harmful once you pick it up, and that it doesn't do much else until you do.
If that's essentially all we have to go off of then logically we would assume that its purpose probably has something to do with those mechanics. This can't exactly be a complicated answer because something in the game needs to trigger with this thing. If our answers are taking us away from the limits of what can be achieved with in-game interactions then we're probably pushing this in the wrong direction. FD isn't exactly going to jump into this thread and randomly congratulate us on a win for any of our existential theories, they haven't even commented in this discussion thus far. The answer to the UA has to involve the circumstances provided within the game itself, and it has to relate specifically to the UA in some clear and obvious way.
No offense intended guys, I just think some of you should consider being open to the idea of going back to basics.
Then forget the Galnet articles, forget everything. Just focus on the UA. It sounds like the single most corrosive piece of cargo in the game, that can't just be an accident. If the developers really wanted it to just corrode your ship for
cool-factor I doubt we'd land up with something that causes serious malfunctions this quickly. It can't just be a random element to enhance the lore, at this point they're practically screaming to draw our attention to it. You know,
unless tales of its potency have been greatly exaggerated.