"What happened to my fire groups? I can't assign them unless I have weapons and I'm exploring deep out in the black!"
"Calm down... just take a break from scanning planets and do some exobio."
"Ok... but now I can't scan plants because the latest update borked the genetic sampler."
"Relax... just take a break from exobio and uh... come back to the bubble and do some combat or whatever."
"Fine... but now I can't identify who is shooting at me because the latest update borked the radar!"
"Ok stay with me cmdr, forget about combat and go stock up on raw mats. Oh yeah, have you unlock guardian stuff yet? Now is the perfect time to do so!"
"Great idea! I flew all the way to HIP 36601 and now there seems to be something wrong with my SRV scoop. I can't scoop more than 1 item!"
"Alright cmdr, I've had just enough of your whining. There are so many things to do in this game, just go do something else!"
"ASKDMGFLIROJTNIGF."
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