FD should offer skewers in the store.
$1.99 for one that impales one shieldless Sidey until it logs off, $5.99 for one that holds three, and the kingsgrade $9.99 that holds five, glows rainbow colours, and sends "LULZ" over comms repeatedly to your delightful new decorations.
$1.99 for one that impales one shieldless Sidey until it logs off, $5.99 for one that holds three, and the kingsgrade $9.99 that holds five, glows rainbow colours, and sends "LULZ" over comms repeatedly to your delightful new decorations.