edit: warg what the hell is it with your fixation on murdering anyone or getting murdered yourself?
I remember the first time I loaded up Unreal Tournament with my friends.
I would use the rocket launcher, load up on rockets, peek around the corner and send the rockets bouncing down the hall towards my buddy.
BOOM
I nearly wet my pants at laughing so hard - it was all so silly and over the top.
Like I'd ever send rockets down a hallway at a dear friend of mine.
The dark humor in murdering one's friends in a video game isn't lost on me.
Murdering people you don't know is boooooorrrrrring
- and murdering friends for the flimsiest of reasons (or outright lies) is the icing on the cake.
The more over the top, nail-biting, ridiculous and violent it is the funnier it is to me.
So for Phisto, the story would be something along the lines of:
Wargfoot:
"So I bought a ship from this Sobanii fellow and I paid for the rust protection package but he didn't put it on the ship."
PT:
"I'll assemble a team. Everyone in Carcosa must die."
The whole thing with Krash where she set me up to be murdered is an outright fabrication.
The fact that it is so far outside of the way Krash plays (I think) is what makes the accusation funny.
I need to assemble a team of 30 people to murder Krash.
Gritting your teeth, flying through the stars in engineered murder boat, fighting hopeless battles, dying for a lie instead of honor.
Funny stuff, that.
