You Know You're A Real Explorer When...
- Thread starter JeffRyan
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you get a visit from the local Police, asking you to stop bugging NASA and ESA, as you keep asking them for a job as a pilot, and telling them where they are going wrong.
When you have no friends any more, all the plants are dead, you haven't eaten in three days, the cat has left home, you've lost your job, your teeth have gone green, your clothes can stand up by themselves, the floor is covered in beer cans, the lawn is a carpet of three foot high weeds, the divorce papers lie unread by the letter box, your eyes have gone from red to purple, the roof has started leaking, and HEY!!! Another shiny!!!! 
When you remap your XBOX controller so you can do every exploration-related thing with just one hand. [yesnod]
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Then upon leaving the station after turning data in, you press R-stick down instinctively for alternate flight control but the system map loads as your ship rams the inside wall of the station.[blah]
Heart skips a beat.
Luckily shields held, whew, but that was the longest system map loading screen I ever saw
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Then upon leaving the station after turning data in, you press R-stick down instinctively for alternate flight control but the system map loads as your ship rams the inside wall of the station.[blah]
Heart skips a beat.
Luckily shields held, whew, but that was the longest system map loading screen I ever saw
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I'm not saying that this isn't a very gorgeous game but really?
Haha no! The spare hand isn't for self pleasuring. Yuck! There wouldn't be any hands leftover to catch the tadpoles!
I just needed a hand to hold my beer while exploring. The proof is on my stream!
My Twitch stream!
I'm not winning am I.
... When you have to make up things about beers and twitching exploration. Who watches exploration livestream ? Not a true explorer.
LOL I thought I was nearly home when I was 30kLy out and about even with Sag A*
and again when I saw Barnard's Loop as a smudge of color on the screen.
I didn't say anyone actually watched it. And I may be many things but I never lie about exploration. https://www.twitch.tv/vitaminarrr/v/69596236
Also, nice EV Nova ship in your avatar. I loved that game!
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When you finally work up the nerve to shut off the shield generator.
