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Playground Pyro is "pre-alpha". You can't make this stuff up.

With access only to the Peasant Universe, I hope the Ship Show un-borks the ship database. After my Prospector was gone, I tried renting one but that also failed to appear in the ASOP terminals. One trick from a fellow believer was to "buy the ship that is first in your VLM" (with aUEC). Bought the Cutlass to no effect. Another suggested that renting an Avenger Titan got them their missing ships back. Databases. Never been done before...

IAE normally requires more voodoo, not less :/
 
Working late hours to run the practice ship sale event in a test environment:

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Software houses need more than just devs. When work scales back, jobs get lost across the board.
CIg's "software house" is a front for their "scam mansion" and only needs people to come up with video concepts and content for another capable company(Turbulent?) to make the animation/video. But I suppose the playable bit they make for the con (1/10th of a new system?) is what the front, CIg, produces. Will that be in game ever? No. (wait, or is it? I wish SC could run on my PC so I could tell lol)
 
Playground Pyro is "pre-alpha". You can't make this stuff up.

Not quite

PU is pre-alpha

PTU is pre-pre-alpha

Preview channel is pre-pre-pre-alpha

Get your terminology right you FUDster!

With access only to the Peasant Universe, I hope the Ship Show un-borks the ship database. After my Prospector was gone, I tried renting one but that also failed to appear in the ASOP terminals. One trick from a fellow believer was to "buy the ship that is first in your VLM" (with aUEC). Bought the Cutlass to no effect. Another suggested that renting an Avenger Titan got them their missing ships back. Databases. Never been done before...

You're not meant to be enjoying the game! You're meant to be testing it! Get back to your unpaid QA work peasant!

Also buy an Idris.
 
There is a documented flowchart of all the animations and states needed to poop and wipe. I crap you not. It will be a wild mocap session when/if this happens. No physicalized feces has been planned but we could probably borrow the tech used for ice in drinks to show a pre-flushed state. I think we’ll focus on other features for now though. 😂

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/16ij7rl/reliant_vertical_mode_broken_in_320_ptu_please/k7fgxlc/?context=3
 

Wow, that's from a CIG employee. I thought it was someone claiming a leak, the sort of thing a faithful might decry as being FUD, but no, they've actually gone and done this.

I wonder who they got to do the mocap for the pooping and wiping animations?

Imagine the credits:

Henry Cavill - Pooping and wiping animations

Just think of the fidelitious possibilities though! Different states, from constipation to diarrhea! Ate something dodgy from a vendor on Grim Hex! Stuck on the bog with liquid brown shooting into the bowl! Constipated? Your character's face screws up as you try and force one out. Perhaps accompanied with a groaning sound.

The possibilities go on and on!
 
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