Elite Dangerous - Update 18.09 | Thursday 19th September

[rootsrat]

It's so dark here that I can't tell if that's the weather or the outline of a gigantic anger croissant about to blast my hou____________

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

 

[peachumz]

Posting in the thread that told you all about the downtime to say that you weren't told about it beforehand - classic!

found the thread after the fact when trying to resolve issues - so yes a definite classic in the art of assumption from factlessabulous!

 

[Helmut Grokenberger]

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

is this a good time for a Sam Jackson snake meme?

 

[nemolomen]

Plot twist:
Thargoids have attacked Shinrarta Dezhra AND Cambridge!

Personally I think FDev included AI for the Thargoids in the update and they're sick of losing so they're killing the game...

 

[varonica]

Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

Mushroom Mushroom Mushroom....snaaaaaaaaaake!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I


Sorry but it had to be posted!

 

[Helmut Grokenberger]

Maybe this is the begging of the burning of the bubble...

 

[PiLhEaD]

You should write it out in advance with blanks where the subject can be inserted that way you will be ready to go at a moments notice.

Top tip! Duly noted. Thanks.

 

[PiLhEaD]

And all my ships are there... :/

I'm feeling smug, having just returned from a bout of data harvesting....

 

[ElvisKremmen]

Nice. So much for the Pilots Federation secrecy now!
I hope this'll lead to all of the powers introducing the similar "all modules and all ships available in one place" approach in their home systems. For indies, there's always Brestla.

Brestla is only good for adding extra costs to your insurance which is never a good thing

 

[Paul_Crowther]

Server hamsters have now had their espresso injections and should be back to running in the wheel at relatively normal speeds. Suggestions the caffeine amount has now enabled them to phase through time are unfounded rumours brought to you by the Decaf Shadow Council and should be ignored.

 

[The Adventurer 2015]

Server hamsters have now had their espresso injections and should be back to running in the wheel at relatively normal speeds. Suggestions the caffeine amount has now enabled them to phase through time are unfounded rumours brought to you by the Decaf Shadow Council and should be ignored.

Thank you

 

[yianniv]

I have the suspicion that the game servers are hosted in Shinrarta Dezhra...

 

[The Adventurer 2015]

Server hamsters have now had their espresso injections and should be back to running in the wheel at relatively normal speeds. Suggestions the caffeine amount has now enabled them to phase through time are unfounded rumours brought to you by the Decaf Shadow Council and should be ignored.

Pink Viper(Code) Crash is still an issue with Bios scanning.

 

[Surprize960]

I hope that the attack on Shinrarta Dezhra will prompt Lori Jameson to develop something useful. Grade 4 SCBs would be a step forward

 

[bangermsuk]

@Paul_Crowther @Flossy since the patch, hyperjumping in/out of systems is like a nightmare.... i gone all pink

 

[varonica]

@Paul_Crowther @Flossy since the patch, hyperjumping in/out of systems is like a nightmare.... i gone all pink

Been playing and haven't had that at all, just the normal hyperjump, it's possible some files got corrupted during the update?

 

[Helmut Grokenberger]

Server hamsters have now had their espresso injections and should be back to running in the wheel at relatively normal speeds. Suggestions the caffeine amount has now enabled them to phase through time are unfounded rumours brought to you by the Decaf Shadow Council and should be ignored.

I can confirm the issues with the mission board and constant blue cobras has been resolved for me.

 

[bangermsuk]

Been playing and haven't had that at all, just the normal hyperjump, it's possible some files got corrupted during the update?

having a look now! thanks

 

[graeme.firth]

Awfully large file, for such few fixes ;-)
Just saying . . . .

Something more I think . . . .

 

[ruifo]

Have the scopes added after the Type-8 update been fixed to our hand guns?
Anyone tested it?
Cheers

Scopes tested. Still not working :-(