You're playing too much Elite Dangerous when..........
- Thread starter Angus
- Start date
- Status
When driving along the road, another car pulls on behind you and starts catching up. You can't roll to the right and avoid.
Because last time, when it got granted, you entered full speed and boosted when close to the entrance?
You realise real life does not have a version number at the bottom left.
Kill you speed, not your credit balance.
Sitting in car in parking lot for 1 hr, waiting for docking computer to park me .....(wondering why is the game lagging since I am alone here)
... you can't refuel when driving past a petrol station.
Avago Earo
Banned
You raise a support ticket because the difference in price of baked beans at Aldi and Tesco has been 'nerfed'.
When you turn to speak to your wife only to discover she and the kids left you weeks ago and there is an unread Dear John letter on the door. 
"Ship scan detected"
.... When you calculate the time to pee in light seconds....
... the alarm clock buzzes and you immediately have the sensation of falling out of hyperjump... *bzzzzshhhhhhooouuzzzz*...
- Status