[Humour] Game should be recalled, this is unacceptable

MrPrise

M
+1
Imagine my pain: my joystick is around my keyboard, throttle lever on the left, the stick on the right and I have to work using the keyboard in the middle, while they are staring me all the day long to touch them and play with them!
 

Valethar

Valethar
MrPrise said:
+1
Imagine my pain: my joystick is around my keyboard, throttle lever on the left, the stick on the right and I have to work using the keyboard in the middle, while they are staring me all the day long to touch them and play with them!
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Must.. refrain... from commenting... about touching joystick...... all day.....
 

Armante

Armante
I literally have not played another game other than Elite since joining the Beta back in Oct or Nov last year.

No other game can claim to have ever done that, especially for that length of time. I don't see myself stopping for a very long time yet!
 

Ulysses_W

Ulysses_W
I lie in bed at night with this frikkin game going through my mind.

"Where should I go next?"
"Do I buy myself a nice little Sidey as a run around?"
"Should I do another rare-run to earn a little more money so I can fit a couple of 500K beams?"

on and on and on...

<zzzz-zzzz-zzzz>
 

Belsameth

Belsameth
Yay for having no life. I can spend all my waking hours playing! \o/ (Except when working, in which case I browse the forums :p )
 

MrPrise

M
Those physicists were also wrong. They said the time is getting slower when you move around the speed of light. Well, I move with more than that in the game and the time seems to pass much faster in the game than outside of it. I sat down playing around 10pm, only visited few stations to do some trading and when I checked the time again already passed 2am.
I swear it seemed like 30 minutes.
I do not remember FD mentioning that their game's could alter the space time continuum.
 

Mikey2305

Mikey2305
And huge demographic issues in years to come. Less kids being born equals maternity units closing, schools not being needed in five years, aging population, not enough people to do jobs, immigration. In fact the breakdown of civilisation as we know it....
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Sir.Tj
Naughty. :D

Sorry had to add the [Humour] tag to the title.

Repped all the same though. ;)
 

micky1up

Banned
micky1up
lonewarrior said:
Why would you even make this game?


Do you not realise what you've done?

How many marriages have been destroyed? How many children haven't seen their fathers in the last month?
How many friends have been abandoned all in the name of one more trade run before the night is finished

Making this game was a mistake, you are destroying lives here and you don't even seem to care


All I think about while at work is what I'm going to do next, where I need to go and what I need to do there to get to the next step in my journey

FD, just tell me why

Why have you made all other games in my library obsolete? How could you make me crave this game

This is unacceptable

I demand an immediate refund
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simples get divorced if your married get the snip if you dont have any kids and win the lottery so you dont have to work
 
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