You know you play to much elite if....

[Eloy]

you´re watching the sky, notice 3 airplane trails and instantly think of the spawning security vessels around stations

you´re switching through the menu of the board computer in your car and the "back"-switch is not Joy3

both really happened

 

[Psycho Romeo]

...when someone walks by you see an orange triangle move across your sensors out of the corner of your eye.

 

[Bacon Sarnie]

When you wake up at 4am and go downstairs and log in to see if your Asp has blown up 8000ly from inhabited space and breath a sigh of relief because it was just a dream and your Asp is fine.

 

[SteveLaw]

Friendship Drive engaged

Charging.... charging.... charging.... I'm sorry darling, I think I must be mass locked...

 

[kile]

When you realize that in the last year or so this is at least the third thread with "You've played ED too long when..." humourous posts

 

[Whiterose]

When you get arrested in tesco's because you asked how many Imperial Slaves they have in stock.
When you drive into your garage and it starts spinning.
When the number of your house is lit up like a landing pad....

 

[NikodemusDSD]

You can name the price of 25 commodities in 5 Systems around your homebase, without a trading tool, but you don´t konw the price for milk in the next supermarket.

 

[[VR] purolator]

...instead of having a plain d*** you think you'll produce some bio-waste.

 

[wakeyomega]

You get blue lighted and pulled by the police whilst driving and you swerve away to avoid interdiction

 

[Karl Ertford]

When you are driving somewhere far and realise that you cannot engage frameshift and that the 4 hours 25 minutes on the sat nav are not going to drop to 14 seconds at 250c.

 

[lovely lovely]

You are driving and no matter how many times you press the buttons on the steering wheel, hardpoints will not deploy. Then the realisation cars do not have hardpoints.

 

[Dandare71]

You know you've played too long when you try and get though your letterbox.

 

[Wile_E]

Charging.... charging.... charging.... I'm sorry darling, I think I must be mass locked...

After which you feel like your wife should get a 400cr fine for the assault that will inevitably happen if you let those words slip through your mouth...

 

[Blake_Dragon]

Edit: Merged threads, still a sign tho


You start a thread on the forum that already exists.

https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=131336

Sorry bub, beat you to it

 

[AluminumAlloy]

...instead of having a plain d*** you think you'll produce some bio-waste.

LOL. This is just inappropriate and hilarious.

 

[Marshall...]

You start seeing faces when you look at a nebula - Soul Nebula, i'm looking at you!

 

[Jon Jaymes]

You have dreams of playing Elite.

I've done it and also had many such dreams in my WoW and LOTRO days

Jon Jaymes

 

[BlackLegionnaire]

• You know you play to much elite if....

you're thinking of how you're going to improve your ship builds during your evening jog....oh yes...this has happened many a time.

 

[Riedquat]

When, upon seeing the sign for your junction appear on the Motorway, you slow down to 40Mph so as not to overshoot it.

I do this and all the other drivers must be Elite players, because they honk their horns in appreciation.

 

[Cooperman]

you start building an MDF Cobra in your shed.(pics when finished)