I DEMAND (Sarcastic humour)

Witzo

Witzo
Looking at the controls, my spaceman has wiggly fingers. I demand wiggly toes as well!
Equal rights for toes!
 

Daeron

Daeron
I demand to be made a God of a primitive culture, so they can worship me. Preferably one with electricity and water toilets, when thinking about it. And air condition... and cooked meals... and... someone to bring me the newspapers in the morning. Oh, and it is forbidden to call it demands. More like friendly mandatory suggestions. Yep.
 

GluttonyFang

GluttonyFang
Commander Debic said:
I demand that people stop demanding and accusing FD of all sorts of obfuscation, trickery, lies, tomfoolery, cheating, playing chess when they should be working, taking our money and spending it on nothing, not carrying out any of the players own SHOUTED demands, requiring Devs to work 24 hour/7day/365/leap year 366 days per year working schedule, without meal breaks and sleep breaks.
Probably didn't cover it all there but you get my demand no doubt.:D
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Good god... have you not ever heard that the intolerance of intolerance is intolerance? How dare you make such a demand?
 

Pilot in red shirt

Pilot in red shirt
I demand to know what the noise is that the UA makes.
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Oh sorry, that's a sensible one.
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I demand a pony and unicorn for my ship.
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Better?
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Actually I also demand proper paragraphs on this forum server!
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yyy

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These are my safety demands (you know, wrapping players in cotton wool).

I demand abolishment of pirates, griefers and other delinquents?

I demand a ban on all weapons as they are dangerous.

I demand all space rocks be removed as I keep crashing into them at RES sites.

I demand mandatory docking computers for everyone to stop them crashing into each other near stations.

I demand all stars be removed because after hyperspacing into a system I end up flying straight in.

I demand all planets be removed because I am too useless at avoiding them in SC.

I demand interdictors be banned because my hull gets damaged.

I demand infinite hull and shielding so my ship doesn't blow up.

I will have more safety demands, I know I will there is always more that can be done to improve safety......
 

TYC8338391

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I demand to be a first peerson who reach Sagittarius A


Oh, BTW I demand to be a first person who reach SMC and LMC, contact me for more details.
 
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signal11th

signal11th
Commander Debic said:
I demand that people stop demanding and accusing FD of all sorts of obfuscation, trickery, lies, tomfoolery, cheating, playing chess when they should be working, taking our money and spending it on nothing, not carrying out any of the players own SHOUTED demands, requiring Devs to work 24 hour/7day/365/leap year 366 days per year working schedule, without meal breaks and sleep breaks.
Probably didn't cover it all there but you get my demand no doubt.:D
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When you have to tell people you are being sarcastic then you are defeating the point of being sarcastic.
 

Commander Debic

Commander Debic
signal11th said:
When you have to tell people you are being sarcastic then you are defeating the point of being sarcastic.
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Shh! Don't tell them, but it was so the Mods would not demand I stop producing silly threads that seems to demand equal and participatory demanding from all players that have demands. I felt this would help the Mods do their demanding job easier.
Oh yes, I missed an important one. I demand that peeps stop being so pedantic on all forums on planet Earth and other well known galactic spots.:)
 
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CMDR Alex Occasus

CMDR Alex Occasus
Sorry I'm late, I brought veggie pizza!

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I demand chaos!

In a method of my chosing.
 
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