Role Playing - The Pilots Federation Elite War Room

Morning/Afternoon/Evening... Cmdr Matzov. Bit of a loner, like doing my own thing but equally not adverse to informal socialising.
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Unlike Sting, I don't drink tea, I drink coffee my dear. Black.
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Ben, there is something of an Elemental Professor about you if I am not mistaken. I hope you have Fighting Trousers.
 
Well, I have a new, but distracting recipe for you;
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired..
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
 
Well, I have a new, but distracting recipe for you;
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired..
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

Good grief. I feel a sudden urge to dig my ship's microwave out of storage and see if I can acquire the above ingredients next time I am in an agricultural station!

I am Post Commander Beornfrið, a proud pilot of the Federation. However, my primary loyalty lies to my fellow humans. I have no desire to engage in fighting with commanders, regardless of their political allegiance or status. We all bleed the same crimson red, after all. Well, except the residents of Omicron Persei 8 but we don't count them.

I am very interested in helping bolster the position of the Pilots' Federation as I support their inter-allegiance efforts to help coordinate the statistical records of the galaxy's commanders.

Milk, no sugar. Twinings Breakfast Tea, please.
 

dayrth

Volunteer Moderator
On my way to Shinrarta Dezhra this evening. Shall I see any of you there?

Ben, when I do get there and I've sold my data, anything else I can do to help?
 
Tea with a bit more rum this time please, couldn't taste in that last one "hicup hicup" oh dear i may need a lift back to motilekui.
 
It is the Empire I don't like, not the people in it. I did not mean to cause offence and apologies for doing so. You are clearly an honorable person and I would be happy to work with you on this worthy endeavor.

(Any chance of another cuppa Ben? That was delicious :))

Don't mind me, I'm just messing with you. I don't offend easily.

And thanks for the tea, Ben.
 
Hiya all,
Aran here, i would prefer for the Feds to keep their nose out of places they don't belong, likewise the Empire
The more surrounding worlds we can get interested in the Pilot Federation then the more chance there is to get new interested partys that want to fight for the cause.
Maybe an advertising campaign , do pilots know that they can get discounted ships, the best equipment and beverages from all over the galaxy?

If the kettles on i will have mine with milk and one.
p.s I'm only rated competent in combat but I'm elite at timing the dunked biscuit
 

dayrth

Volunteer Moderator
Hello Aran, pleased to meet you. :)

If Ben's making I could do with another. Perhaps you could give me some biscuit pointers.
 
Just from a PR point of view!

I think we need more biscuits, now I am not trying to point the blame anyone here, but they seems to have been eaten, before I left.

I'm a dog, so how can I be expected to just leave them alone?

Arry.

All the rums gone too??
 
Just from a PR point of view!

I think we need more biscuits, now I am not trying to point the blame anyone here, but they seems to have been eaten, before I left.

I'm a dog, so how can I be expected to just leave them alone?

Arry.

All the rums gone too??

There are still crumbs on my jumpseat from those I stuffed in my pockets on the way out…
like those bourbons.
 

dayrth

Volunteer Moderator
Some quality biscuit advice there :)

Just out of interest, what time zones are we all in? I'm in the UK so +1 galactic time at the mo.

P.S. wheres Ben? I'm gaspin' here.
 
UK again here.

Ben? I hear he is working on his 'smuggling set-up'. From what I understand, his quest to find the ultimate, silent running, stealth craft, has gone so well. That he can't work out, where it is any more; which is a problem, as he is still in it.

Arry.
 
oh dear the rums all gone i have to go ive been here for 3 days and just realized i have 228 tone of imperial slaves in my ships hold i hope there ok.
 
oh dear the rums all gone i have to go ive been here for 3 days and just realized i have 228 tone of imperial slaves in my ships hold i hope there ok.

Whoops, so does that mean I can have a bone or two?

As to the rum, I'll get my man to make some more. Cuban or Jamaican?

Arry
 
Well, I have a new, but distracting recipe for you;
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired..
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

I can confirm that this was terrifyingly easy and terrifyingly tasty. I may need to investigate whether it's possible to have my Python's seat widened.
 
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