You can always do it for me; I'm a bit busy right now. Take careful notes. You don't want to miss anything. Remember, creative licence for effect doesn't count. Only actual errors in grammatical structure or unintentional spelling mistakes are going to count against me if you're here to confiscate my jackboots. There could even be a contest for it! I don't have a prize handy however, so the satisfaction of discovery will need to be its own reward.
I don't have any words to express the enjoyment I got out of that.
Then again, I think I just used words to express the enjoyment. Back to the drawing board.
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