NPC weird name generation

Oldie, but a goodie.
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Got interdicted and attacked by a fella by the name of Antagonist the other day. With a name like that, I guess he didn't really have a choice but to become a pirate. Could've made a better choice in ship though. A shieldless Cobra 3 armed with only fragment cannons isn't all that terrifying of a ship, espically when you're thretening a fully armed and shielded Asp Explorer.
 
Spotted "The Aardvark" earlier today while running onionheads. He was killed by station security. Poor Arrdy.
 
Got jumped by an NPC named 'Hip Cool Dude', who was flying a heavily armed Anaconda. He was rather intent on blowing me up to get at my (nonexistent) cargo, which I found to be neither hip nor cool.
 
"Doktor Mayhem" tried to interdict me today in Kremainn. And right before I was about to win the interdiction, it did that glitch where it changed to some unreachable location and he knocked me out of SC. But that's fine, I can fight. Then, he immediately rams into me taking both of our shields down. Alright, that's it, I'm putting this guy down. At least that was the idea. I get his hull down to below 10% and the little :):):):):) jumps away.

So if you see the little wuss, put him down for me. Thanks.
 
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