SDC MEMO

Roybe · Feb 25, 2016

Hey, SDC, when is this thread coming down? I need to plan my time a lot more tightly lately. Kthanks! BBYE!

dxm55 · Feb 25, 2016

Cmdr Cunomaglus said:
It was ~42% (down from ~70%) when I was there earlier but now there are too many other factions locked in civil wars so influence can't change until the wars are over.

Naughty puppies that crap on the carpet get their noses rubbed in vast, stinking pile of poop donated from commanders all across the inhabited sector. Awesome. Thanks for the emergent gameplay, pups.

It could be that third parties....

..... have decided to sabotage the other factions in-system, rather than PVE-grind on behalf of the dog.
You know... disrupt the disruption by disrupting all the other factions instead.....

Traven Mayhem · Feb 25, 2016

Keep it classy, SDC

o7

BigPappa · Feb 25, 2016

You know, whenever I get a little worked up because SDC or CODE show up in LFT 37 and stir it up a bit... I might tend to get a little "tense"...

But then at dinner my wife asks me "What's wrong?"... and before I can even open my mouth she says..."Oh no, don't even tell em... are you really getting upset over your little space game again???"

We both have a good chuckle... and continue to live our lives...

Look on the bright side... "Is anybody here bored with the game right now?" Whether we all like it or not... everybody has some new found motivation to keep playing this wonderful game.

Cowboy Bats · Feb 25, 2016

Mr_Blastman said:
This post is awesome.

I found it amusing. I'm there right now, but they can't see me. heheh

Goose4291 · Feb 25, 2016

SDC engage in the ultimate timewasting troll, goading people into wasting their manhours overturning a BGS faction they don't care about, whilst they continue to engage in their normal activities elsewhere.

Well played gentlemen, well played.

Commander Biscuit · Feb 25, 2016

Goose4291 said:
SDC engage in the ultimate timewasting troll, goading people into wasting their manhours overturning a BGS faction they don't care about, whilst they continue to engage in their normal activities elsewhere.

Well played gentlemen, well played.

https://thechampagnecompany.com/sit...lic/GATSBY2&champagne image.jpg?itok=xIxjcSAx

We'll see if that's actually true or not after the SDC faction hits 0%

Since the SDC kick anyone that wastes time grinding faction influence, and faction influence is only ever raised or lowered by players, SDC should remain at 0% when we're finished with it.

Derthek · Feb 25, 2016

Not sure if I should post this... as I don't trust the source 100%

word goin 'round about recruiting from within the mobius group for attacks on Azrael both in open and in mobius. Also heard from another source that there have been a few CMDR name changes in the community... if you catch my drift. Watch yer back!

Who am I? No one, just some old spacer who hasn't seen a docking port in months... (innuendo implied)

Ian Phillips · Feb 25, 2016

Moved to role play forum.

Goose4291 · Feb 25, 2016

Does that mean all the organising groups to take SDC down will be moved to the 'groups' section of the forums?

Thought not.

Ian Phillips · Feb 25, 2016

Everyone - I'm at work... I will be "pruning" the abusive and insulting posts out when I get a chance.

In the mean time please only post in line with the role play of the OP.

Thank you.

Ian Phillips · Feb 25, 2016

In fact I'll close it until I do get the chance.

Yaffle · Feb 25, 2016

I have cleaned up the thread, so it can be re-opened. Please leave off the personal attacks, accusations of being '' or 'psycho' or 'carebare' etc. That cuts both ways.

The original post is in character, therefore it is roleplay. Play along or play elsewhere. Easy choice, please don't force us to make that choice for you.

Ziggy Stardust · Feb 25, 2016

To the Salti Dog Crew.

I present .... a gift. A peace offering if you will. A token of my trembling fear in order to placate the Salti Dog Wrath.

Behold:

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/cry

Use it wisely for your future missive!

The operation begins when this post is removed. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Post is still there.

No operations then?

Well played moderation team, well played indeed.

Ian Phillips · Feb 25, 2016

Please - only RP posts here.

clavain · Feb 25, 2016

Derthek said:
Not sure if I should post this... as I don't trust the source 100%

word goin 'round about recruiting from within the mobius group for attacks on Azrael both in open and in mobius. Also heard from another source that there have been a few CMDR name changes in the community... if you catch my drift. Watch yer back!

Who am I? No one, just some old spacer who hasn't seen a docking port in months... (innuendo implied)

Lab 69 needs _something_ to do...

Nerwan · Feb 25, 2016

besieger said:
To: Shkreli Dynamic Consortium Stakeholders
From: First Senior Vice President of Smile Management
Date: 2/24/2016
Subject: Quarterly Shareholder Update

Dear Friends,

We are pleased to announce the rollout of our new content delivery initiative in response to the terroristic threats being made against our firm, employees, and its subsidiaries. Even though we have been the victim of sophomoric and unwarranted violence and vitriol, this is an exciting time for us. We stand at the precipice of momentous crossroads that will forever define the future of our great organization: will we shrivel up, post hateful, ineffectual tantrums on an internet forum (like them), or will we take action, and strike back against the Great Satan that is the embodiment of the salty impotence of an entire crymmunity of Gerberbabies?

Due to our policy of non-engagement with terrorists, there will be neither negotiations nor threats. We will issue a one-time warning; an opportunity for crybaby leadership to do the right thing for the doughy masses. Every week that our demands are not met, increasing numbers of simpering infants will suffer for it. We will come at them, striking from within the bloated corpse of their content-less lives, tearing holes through the facade of their monotonous grind, piercing that oppressive shroud with cleansing rays of emergence and joviality. The strong do as they can, and the weak suffer what they must; this is the fundamental disposition of the universe.

As their whining reaches a fever pitch, so too will the hum of our charging rails. We will hunt down the terrorists that wish to harm us and bring them to justice using the Shock and Awe Doctrine--perfected by North American Hero George W. Bush of the Earth Year 2003. There will be no end to the war until our goals are achieved. Our resolve is unfaltering, and our enemy has neither the skill nor the fortitude to stand against us. It will become known to them--the Great Satan--that until the SDC faction is returned to its rightful place as undisputed ruler of the Wolfberg system (>90% influence) the carebaby crymmunity will bleed. And bleed. And bleed.

When, inevitably, the malcontents and flail in a briney mixture of ineptitude and impotent rage, remember to keep joy in your hearts. Let every ampule of content you deliver, every CMDR well served, swell your heart and your soul with the wholesome goodness of a job well done. We, the joyful warriors, smiles and honey, will be as a bulwark against the black tide of mud--a sludge and detritus formed from an unholy amalgamation of the boring, complacent, and entitled masses, stewed together in an echochamber of insecurity and projection. We will shout back into the cold, black void, with all our might, “THIS GAME BELONGS TO US!” And so it will.

"Give us your salty, your bored,
Your shadowbanned masses yearning to gank free,
The wretched refuse of your private group.
Send these, the crying, skilless to us,
We charge our rails behind the charging wakes!"

The operation begins when this post is removed. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor.

I think this qualifies as a.... manifesto... good work cmdr

BlackOps · Feb 25, 2016

Excellent story line. Good read.

Rep to OP and DNA-Decay. I'm looking forward to more.

Cosmos · Feb 25, 2016

Roybe said:
Hey, SDC, when is this thread coming down? I need to plan my time a lot more tightly lately. Kthanks! BBYE!

I thought you were boycotting the game?

Lightspeed · Feb 25, 2016

Ian Phillips said:
Everyone - I'm at work... I will be "pruning" the abusive and insulting posts out when I get a chance.

In the mean time please only post in line with the role play of the OP.

Thank you.

That was a very heavy-handed cull of this thread. Took the soul from it.

There was also some interesting discussion which you removed. If the thread needed modding that badly, a tad of mod intervention at the time would have spared the need to drastically cut this thread.