Scan Detected - Boost...oh cra...

Ever notice how when you do things so many times, you get sloppy? Well, during my last Elite Smuggling missions that laziness and over confidences kicked in.
Coming into a station, I heard the dreaded "Ship Scan Detected" and I hit boost! Problem was, I was inside the station already. Talk about a nerve racking experience.

I decided to use Whitesnake - Here I Go and make another fun video because just uploaded the opps is not as fun, plus it makes me look bad.

[video=youtube;ya-ttiTrLMo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya-ttiTrLMo&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Nothing like trying to land your ship with 1% hull.:eek:

Oh and on top of it, check out what happens at 2:19 in. Pretty sure I need a change of pants after that one.:eek:
 
Bumping, was having a problem with my youtube channel last night. Not sure why, but it seems to be working now.:)
 
Repped for making my day.
Of course, i could do throw some jokes in bout women and parking, but i won't.
I'm not one of those guys. :)
And i accidently nailed my new cutter into a planet while showing off to wifey... fully loaded with palladium, of course.
Ahem.
:eek:
 
Great vid. Nothing says "low profile" more than whizzing through the letter box at 350m/s and bouncing around the interior of the station before slamming a smoking wreck of your ship in the rough vicinity of a landing pad.

"What seems to be the problem officer?"

Yep, been there done that. You want to jump out of your ship and yell "Look ... it's the GoodRich Blimp" before slinking off to the bar.
 
Yep, been there done that. You want to jump out of your ship and yell "Look ... it's the GoodRich Blimp" before slinking off to the bar.

lol,

The biggest problem I had was fighting the damn docking computer. Normally it saves me as I race in, it takes over and slows me down as long as I'm not going too fast. In hindsight I don't know why I didn't just turn off the docking computer in the module screen knowing I'm going to have to get out of this one carefully. Have to love anxiety :rolleyes:
 
Whitesnake!

Please!

Make it stop!

Freakish, poodle-haired, glam rock!

My eyes! My eyes!

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+rep for funny video - please don't actually stop making these.
 
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Oh. You were trying to fly it?

You sure you didn't accidentally knock your joystick and throttle on the ground and then non intentionally kick it around the room while chasing it? While it somehow remained plugged in?

Because no matter what you say? I'm going with that. Yep.
 
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lol,

The biggest problem I had was fighting the damn docking computer. Normally it saves me as I race in, it takes over and slows me down as long as I'm not going too fast. :rolleyes:
Some of my stupidest crashes are due to the docking computer taking over at just the wrong moment. I take full credit for the other 75%.
 
lol! Not to forget the Top Gun tune at the end. Bang you head to this [yesnod] (not really)

lol, 80's hair bands rule! [yesnod]
Thanks all, I wasn't going to post this one till Saturday but with all the Top Gun talk, I had too [big grin]

[video=youtube;mTcb5Ffm8qA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTcb5Ffm8qA&feature=youtu.be[/video]
 
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You cannot Top Gun theme an Anaconda! That's just wrong, IMO. That's like top gunning a sloth:) you have to be in the 400m/s club down low canyon flying. I'm sorry, but, cool people fly little birds. Big overweight captain pilot ships!!! These are the rules of Top Gun!
 
You cannot Top Gun theme an Anaconda! That's just wrong, IMO. That's like top gunning a sloth:) you have to be in the 400m/s club down low canyon flying. I'm sorry, but, cool people fly little birds. Big overweight captain pilot ships!!! These are the rules of Top Gun!

I think it's supposed to be the aircraft carrier, not the fighter jet. Those are coming later with ship launched fighters ;)
 
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I did almost the same but instead of boost... shoot it in the face, quickly shoot it in the face !!
Problem was I was allready closing on station so every security ship and station opened fire on me :eek:
I dont know how but I survived the encounter with 2% hull engaged supercruise and went back to hand in the smuggling mission and to repair [big grin]
 
+1. Nice vid. I like Whitesnake, but don't have sound at work. I might re-watch it when I get home.


I do a lot of phone conferences, so I got a couple of headsets around (one on the phone, one on the PC) :p.

Admittedly, running Whitesnake at the appropriate volume would probably turn a few heads - in which case I'd have to go over to one of the test systems (which incidentally also have better audio systems...).
 
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