SO you're in your favourite ship. You have pulse lasers hammering into them and as they make a final gambit to get away, you fire your PA and their power plant suddenly resembles a music festival campsite having just been set on fire.
You chase down their broken ship as it slowly comes to a halt (how? answers on a post card) so that you can enjoy a moment of sitting on their cockpit and using vertical thrusters to move up and down on them; a rudimentary space equivalent of teabagging.
Finally done with their humiliation, you untarget their PP and let loose on their remaining hull HP; and as it hits 0%, the sound of...
"GO ON MY SON! SHOW THEM WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE! BOOOOOOOM!"
Which, while I can defend myself, is what I can only assume Brian Blessed would say given his dulcet tones replaced the somewhat sanitary female voice of the cockpit.
So the question here is obvious: if voice packs were released, who would you want egging you on to blow up others and warning you that being this close to a star isn't doing your ship much good?
Disclaimer: space teabagging is a trademark of Commander StiTch. He may not have any "real" paperwork to show this, but killing is his trade, and teabagging them is his mark.
You chase down their broken ship as it slowly comes to a halt (how? answers on a post card) so that you can enjoy a moment of sitting on their cockpit and using vertical thrusters to move up and down on them; a rudimentary space equivalent of teabagging.
Finally done with their humiliation, you untarget their PP and let loose on their remaining hull HP; and as it hits 0%, the sound of...
"GO ON MY SON! SHOW THEM WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE! BOOOOOOOM!"
Which, while I can defend myself, is what I can only assume Brian Blessed would say given his dulcet tones replaced the somewhat sanitary female voice of the cockpit.
So the question here is obvious: if voice packs were released, who would you want egging you on to blow up others and warning you that being this close to a star isn't doing your ship much good?
Disclaimer: space teabagging is a trademark of Commander StiTch. He may not have any "real" paperwork to show this, but killing is his trade, and teabagging them is his mark.
