My list of problems with Elite as it is now! and i think everyone will agree with me

Maybe with a bit of bio-engineering, we could be born with the hat on our heads.

Yeah, but you'll have to source 2T of Polonium and a chemical distillery to get that to happen.

And the RNG means you might be born with a hat, or a serving platter, or a sofa cushion on your head.
 
Yeah, but you'll have to source 2T of Polonium and a chemical distillery to get that to happen.

And the RNG means you might be born with a hat, or a serving platter, or a sofa cushion on your head.

I am lazy. I have no problem with RNGods deciding this for me.
 
Ohhh you're right about those things OP.

I'd also like the engineers to post their goodies to me instead off me having to fly to them. Have they never heard of amazon?
 
This thread won my day! Thanks OP!

And thanks to Sndle9 for reminding me of ProgressQuest. That glorious game!

You are welcome. I had it running on a lot of servers at work with a 'reset to start' on reboots as an incentive to keep things running smoothly :)
 
1) Being able to leave dock without restocking my limpet, when anyone with half brain could see that I needed them for mining!

2) cargo scoops... not being able to jump without having to hammer my cargo scoop button 10 time because it warn out and not working right. come on FD sort it out.

3) Having to pick between cargo rack and hull reinforcements.. REALLY! it's only a few lines of code to let me have more internal spaces.

4) that dam cargo scoop again! why do I have to have it deployed to collect cargo... It just a pointless time skin!

5) Missions! really, I have to do them to get the reward? an another time sink. They can see I could easily do a mission, so let skip the time wasting and just give me the reward!

6) fuel, seriously! its the future, why are we still using fuel?

dont worry, its not all complaints, i have some cool ideas on how to make Elite better.

We have a docking computer, so the tech is in game lore, so i was thinking about adding a few more modules:

- Nav computer, It will take you from system to system, do the super cruise bit and then dock you.

- trading computer, it will auto buy and sell across a preset route (maybe with combat logion option so you don't get blown up while afk)

- combat computer. depending on its class will depend on the rank it simulates. that way i can just turn it one and go and make a cuppa :)

- Exploration computer. Just set you final destinations and lt it do all the scanning an fule scooping.

I think these ideas will save me a lot of time in game, and improve it for everyone. Please feel free to praise my ideas, or you'er just haters.

(before you go to crazy, i know its not April first, but mining does strange things to you :p)
another list of requests from a lazy player most of these things are down to YOU or do you want FD to come to your house with toilet paper everytime you go to the loo aswell from what ive just read the only problem you have with the game is YOU
 
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1) Being able to leave dock without restocking my limpet, when anyone with half brain could see that I needed them for mining!

2) cargo scoops... not being able to jump without having to hammer my cargo scoop button 10 time because it warn out and not working right. come on FD sort it out.

3) Having to pick between cargo rack and hull reinforcements.. REALLY! it's only a few lines of code to let me have more internal spaces.

4) that dam cargo scoop again! why do I have to have it deployed to collect cargo... It just a pointless time skin!

5) Missions! really, I have to do them to get the reward? an another time sink. They can see I could easily do a mission, so let skip the time wasting and just give me the reward!

6) fuel, seriously! its the future, why are we still using fuel?

dont worry, its not all complaints, i have some cool ideas on how to make Elite better.

We have a docking computer, so the tech is in game lore, so i was thinking about adding a few more modules:

- Nav computer, It will take you from system to system, do the super cruise bit and then dock you.

- trading computer, it will auto buy and sell across a preset route (maybe with combat logion option so you don't get blown up while afk)

- combat computer. depending on its class will depend on the rank it simulates. that way i can just turn it one and go and make a cuppa :)

- Exploration computer. Just set you final destinations and lt it do all the scanning an fule scooping.

I think these ideas will save me a lot of time in game, and improve it for everyone. Please feel free to praise my ideas, or you'er just haters.

(before you go to crazy, i know its not April first, but mining does strange things to you :p)

Stupid post. Irony done this badly isn't funny.
 
another list of requests from a lazy player most of these things are down to YOU or do you want FD to come to your house with toilet paper everytime you go to the loo aswell from what ive just read the only problem you have with the game is YOU

Are YOU seriously saying YOU didn't realise this was a joke?
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Stupid post. Irony done this badly isn't funny.

I liked it. :)
 
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lets hope they never search 'JP Sears' on youtobe, it will destroy them...

[video=youtube;mLLP5eWeJIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLLP5eWeJIA[/video]

..and yes, this post was a bit of a trap for people just looking to rant :p bad me
 
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Good idea. But I have a better one. All of this moaning could be solved by Frontier by the simple addition of a button.

Its called "I win" which gives you one trillion credits, all the ranks, all the permits, and makes you invulnerable.

That would do it.
 
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Good idea. But I have a better one. All of this moaning could be solved by Frontier by the simple addition of a button.

Its called "I win" which gives you one trillion credits, all the ranks, all the permits, and makes you invulnerable.

That would do it.

Oh bravo. Not heard that one for... An hour or so.
 
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