30 minutes into call...
'yeah can I just check, when you keep saying 'Windows' you mean Workbench right? It's an accent thing...?'
Yes I have pressed the funny symbol key on the left side of the keyboard, and now I have a blue screen with no sign of internet explorer. I can see my bytes going down - someone must be hacking! It's making gronking noises! HALP!
They will definitely combat log