Entertain me please!

Cmdr Esteban

Cmdr Esteban
Entertain me please!
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There was a young man from Devizes
Who's... no wait, that's inappropriate for this forum.

There once was a bishop from Kings
Who talked about God and such things
But his secret desire was... sorry, inappropriate again.

I've got it:

There was an old man from Milan
Who wrote poems that just wouldn't scan
When told this was so
He said "Yes, I know
But I always try to fit as many words in as I possibly can"

:)
 

Cmdr Frawd Digger

Cmdr Frawd Digger
Bran Tse Mallory said:
Hello CMDRs,

I had an accident on my bike on Monday and have been in hospital since and just been told I'm here for the weekend.

I would really appreciate it if you good folks could post something fun and elite related-matters not what it is, could be an elite video or article you've seen. Or perhaps you've taken some fantastic screen shots. Tell me what you'll be doing this weekend, cg's, piracy... Anything!

Obviously I'll be forum lurking too ��

The hard part for me will be not to laugh... 4 cracked ribs and a fractured scapular hurt!

So post away folks!
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How about I post a huge rage quit thread Cmdr? I'll make it a doozy...

Frawd
 
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Alec Turner

Alec Turner
Get well soon mate.

In the meantime you'll have plenty of time to watch the complete set of Cmdr Alot's hugely entertaining Sagitarrius A* Buckyball adventures!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcHakPgol0o&list=PLRxjMaBwN0-LEfUYcFiCNshAuwE-_lTb0

Do Not Deviate

[video=youtube_share;ZcHakPgol0o]https://youtu.be/ZcHakPgol0o[/video]
From B to A

[video=youtube_share;cNEYwVShDuw]https://youtu.be/cNEYwVShDuw[/video]
A Job Well-Done

[video=youtube_share;43UWbm8Ki7U]https://youtu.be/43UWbm8Ki7U[/video]
The Fateful Eight

[video=youtube_share;7MAet_F-ad0]https://youtu.be/7MAet_F-ad0[/video]
Enjoy!
 

aRJay

aRJay
Bran Tse Mallory said:
Thanks folks!

Nurses are taking good care of me, nhs is brilliant!

I'm just glad I was on my scooter as I think id be a lot worse off if I'd of been on my Ninja!

I did have my helmet jacket and gloves on which saved my life, helmet took a battering and I had an op on my knee to sort out the cap. Thankfully I don't need pins in the shoulder blade, the ribs are the painful bit though.

I would much sooner be at home jumping back to the bubble.

My phones being a brick and not playing the radio but I should be able to watch videos and streams ��

Fly safe CMDR's and try not to hit any walls... They hurt.

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Ouch, funny but ouch! ��
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Now if your game setup was laptop based you would be fine. The NHS has wifi and LAN to every bed nowadays right?

Get well soon and don't forget to refresh your flying skills when you get back in the black.
 

aRJay

aRJay
Bran Tse Mallory said:
Hello CMDRs,

I had an accident on my bike on Monday and have been in hospital since and just been told I'm here for the weekend.

I would really appreciate it if you good folks could post something fun and elite related-matters not what it is, could be an elite video or article you've seen. Or perhaps you've taken some fantastic screen shots. Tell me what you'll be doing this weekend, cg's, piracy... Anything!

Obviously I'll be forum lurking too 😉

The hard part for me will be not to laugh... 4 cracked ribs and a fractured scapular hurt!

So post away folks!
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The dangers of Flight Assist Off, or an NPC interdiction?
 

Cobra T

Cobra T
Sorry to hear that Bran, can sympathise with you greatly as at the ripe old age of 46 I decided to up the ante on my 27 years of recreational inline skating and join a speedskating club. Well things were going great for the first 5 months....new flash skates, lycra, impressive lap times. Then a cramp in my calf caused me to stand up suddenly....whilst I was going around a corner at 30kmph. I currently have a broken arm but have got really good at mining asteroids....only hurts when I have to escape an interdiction (often).

Speedy recovery!!
 

shadragon

shadragon
Sorry to hear that BTM. I took a header off my bike earlier in the year. Low speed luckily, so no long term damage, but not something I want to repeat.

I guess you might be in the mood for a hospital video then.

[video=youtube_share;i6bOr5VWo5Y]https://youtu.be/i6bOr5VWo5Y[/video]
 

_trent_

Volunteer Moderator
_trent_
Get well soon Bran.

I don't have a video of it (sorry) but I have noticed a new in-game malady which I have named 'Teabagging TeamSpeak Syndrome' or TTS for short.

What it comes down to is the inability of the average teabagger to talk on teamspeak, send text messages through the comms and still remember to ask for docking permission from the station before heading back in for more brandy. About 4000cr in fines at Lave would tend to indicate which of the three suffers the most. :D
 

Bran Tse Mallory

Bran Tse Mallory
shadragon said:
Sorry to hear that BTM. I took a header off my bike earlier in the year. Low speed luckily, so no long term damage, but not something I want to repeat.

I guess you might be in the mood for a hospital video then.

https://youtu.be/i6bOr5VWo5Y
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That was so funny it really did hurt! :D I showed some of the nurses too they also laughed!

Again thanks folks, 4 days of morphine and tramadol so far, just hope I don't get scanned! :D
 

Alec Turner

Alec Turner
LOL, that bawdy hospital video made my sides hurt and they're not even injured.

Bran, I assume you've see the Hitler Reacts to RNGineers video?

[video=youtube_share;ZUh6qV7biB0]https://youtu.be/ZUh6qV7biB0[/video]

Note: mod's - please don't censor this one, it's medicinal!
 
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